(A/N Hello , I'm back! With vengeance! Time for Disclaimer! Any one? Any one at all? NATSUME! Get over here!
Natsume: No way in hell am I ever going to do it.
Me: Do it or I will force you on a date with Mikan!
Natsume: How is that bad?
Me: Then I will tell her that you stalk her at night! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Natsume: But I don't!
Me: But she doesn't know that. Hehehehehe…
Natsume: Fandidot does not own Gakuen Alice, But if she did, she would make my love life hell just to watch me struggle.
Me: Hey! That's not nice! It's true, but still.
Ah! Another sunshiney day at our wonderful academy full of wonderful students that listen to their teacher's every command!
(Some random guy walks in)
"Uh Fandidot? Wrong anime"
Oh, um… let's see….. oh, found it! Okay, it was another hectic day with our favorite classroom full of idiots and weirdos! (I'm not making them 15! I very strongly dislike when people do that! They are all 10/11 I say!) When all of the sudden, Narumi-sensei walked in with sparkles and flowers and butterflies in the backround, despite the fact that paper, pencils, and the substitute teacher were being thrown all over the room!
"Okay class! We have a new student joining us today! Miss ********* please introduce yourself!"
Just then, A girl with eyes that were 7 colors and hair that was 5 colors wearing extremely revealing clothes and a pet dragon-rabbit-elephant thing walked into the room. That's right! She was a *Collective audience gasp* Mary-Sue!!!!
"Hello everyone. My name is Miranda Butterfly Star Princess Vanilla Mirror Tracey Von Matilda
*8 days later*
Chrissy! But you can call me MBSPMTVM
20 Minutes Later
C!"
"That is very nice to know, but I think we will just call you Miranda" Narumi said.
"Hmmm… You can sit by… Imai-san! Imai-san, please raise your hand!"
Miranda went to sit by Hotaru, when…
*Boom* Mikan ran into the class late, for no apparent reason what so ever.
"Sensei, sorry I was late! But you see, While I was running over here Superman zoomed by me in the hallway, and the Persona started beating him with a wet towel, and then- hey, who's the walking rainbow?" Mikan questioned, pointing to the girl sitting next to Hotaru.
"Me? I'm Miranda-"
"Oh shut up, your name is as long as the word pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis!," Natsume interrupted, continuing to read his manga.
"How could you say that to your wife?"
*Gasp!!!!!!!!* Exclaimed Natsume fan girls every where!
"Whatchu talkin' bout Miranda?" Said Natsume.
"Well, you see, I have been engaged to you since about 9 years ago!"
Just then, Koko suddenly stood up. (I don't know why I chose Koko,I just think he's cool.)
"I'll handle it Natsume!" He said, grabbing MBSPMTVM
*20 Minutes Later*
C and dragging her out of the classroom.
5 minutes later
"Hey Koko, what happened to the Mary-sue- and why are you covered in blood?" questioned Ruka.
"No reason, oh and Natsume?"
"Hn?"
"Don't look in your bathroom!"
Yay! I'm done!
Next chapter:
Beware Mikan's tempting!