Disclaimer: Everything Belongs to J.K.Rowlings....I own abslutely nothing!
A/N: Ok! Hi everyone! Welcome to the twisted sardonic mind of Jen! Don't be scared kiddies I'm just here
to tell you a funny story....Or so you think! Muhahaha!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~CHAPTER #1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ginny Weasley was sitting in her room listening to her muggle CD player that her father bought and
modified for her as a birthday present the previous year. Since the wizarding world wasn't concerned
with producing CDs Ginny wasn't listening to the Weird Sisters... Instead she was listening to a CD
Hermione bought her while on vacation in America. Hermione had bought Ginny 10 CDs: Nickelback,
No Doubt, Everclear, Jimmy Eat World, Blink182, P.O.D, Alien Ant Farm, Quirashi, The Goo Goo Dolls,
and System of a Down... Ginny looked at the cover that said 'Silver Side Up'and 'Nickelback'. Ginny was
about to change the song to 'Too Bad' when her brother Ron burst through the door looking extremely
brassed off. Ginny looked at her brother with innocent eyes.
"What's wrong?" She bit back a snicker. She knew exactly what was wrong.
"What's wrong?!? What's WRONG!!!!" Ron was starting to turn purple with rage.
"Well if you never tell me I'll never know..."
"Don't try that on me! I know you know!"
"Know what?"
"Ginny! You charmed all my quills to write 'Virgin'"
Ginny couldn't help but giggle. It was true. She originally wanted to charm it to say
' I'm a stuck up dill pickle who wears whity-tighties' but thought it was too long.
Before Ron could stay much more Ginny went into his room and shouted "Finite Incantatem" She turned
towards Ron and asked, " Are you happy now?"
"No!"
"Well too bad." Ginny walked out into the halls.
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Ginny walked into the kitchen just in time to see Hermione walk in. She had just arrived. Her eyes almost
fell out of her head. She gawked at Ginny.
"Ginny you look great!" It was true. Ginny had changed. her hair wasn't orange anymore and she wasn't the
short twig she had been in her 5th year. With her body her mind changed. She didn't like little girl stuff
anymore and was more into rock but the thing that never changed was her view on the 'Boy Who Lived'.
She was still in love with the famous Harry Potter. He ofcourse had ignored her for 5 years, except
ofcourse when she was in the Chamber of Secrets. Harry hadn't arrived yet so Ginny was still awaiting his
reaction. Harry was expected in 3 days.
"Thanks Hermione! You look good too! Just wait til Ron see's you! You know he likes you! He's just doesn't
have the brain to see you like him too."
"Men!" snorted Hermione.
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3 days later Ron was running around setting up his room so Harry could stay there while Ginny looked on in
amusement. Ginny laughed as Ron tried to move his bed the muggle way. All the while thinking,'Ginny
this is your last year to have a school relationship with you long-time crush.' Ginny turned and headed
towards her room. She had preparations of her own to accomplish before Harry arrived. The night before
she a devised a way of being ready for Harry and ensure herself the perfect entrance. When she reached
her room she found the door ajar. Inside was Hermione prearing her sleeping arrangements. Ginny walked
in and asked, as she grabbed a pair of black shorts and a silver halter top,"How long till Harry gets here?"
hoping she sounded cool.
"About an hour." replied Hermione."going to freshen up much before he gets here?" She smiled.
"Just a bit!" Ginny giggled sarcastically.
Ginny headed to the bathroom with her clothes,makeup and her favorite showergel.... Vanilla....in hand,
and took a 30 minute shower. When she got out she grabbed her new shower robe and started doing her
makeup. By the time she headed up to her room she had 10 minutes to spare. When she reached her room
Hermione gaped at her.
"Harry's not gonna know what to do with himself when he sees you!"
"I could give him a few ideas!" Ginny blushed a little causing Hermione to giggle. Ginny had learned to
control her blushing, when she wanted to, so now only her gold eyes told her emotions.
Out of the blue Ron's voice could be heard,"OY! HERMIONE! HARRY'S HERE!"
"I'LL BE DOWN IN A SEC!"
"Better go!" said Hermione."You coming?"
"HERMIONE! MY DEAD GRANDMUM WALKS FASTER THAN YOU! ANDSHE'S DEAD!"
"I GOT THAT MUCH FROM 'MY DEAD GRANDMUM'! NOW WAIT A SEC I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!" she turned back
Ginny.
"I'll be down in a minute!" It was now or never... sort of.
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Hermione walked down to meet Harry and Ron when she realized she had no idea as to where they were.
She shouted, "Hey where are you guys?"
"The kitchen!"
"Well get in here!"
"Yes your HIGHNESS!"
"Finally I'm getting the respect I deserve!" Hermione giggled.
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As she walked down the steps Ginny thought to herself,' Breath, just breath!'
Ginny prayed for the creak in the last step and as if her prays were answered the floor creaked and all
three looked up at Ginny. Hermione smiled... She knew this was Ginny's moment of truth. But Harry was
too thick to realize Ginny wasn't a little girl anymore. He just said,"Hey Gin!" and went back to his
conversation with Ron. Ginny's smile never faltered but her eye's told Hermione,'I just can't win!'
Hermione tried to bring Ginny into the conversation by asking," Hey Gin, how was your summer?"
"It was great until about 20 seconds ago." she glared at Harry and walked into the kitchen.
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Later that day they went to Daigon Ally. As Ginny looked at her list she noticed Dress Robes were a
required. She didn't understand why... the Yule Ball was 3 years ago. She guessed there must be some
big dance to lighten the mood at the beginning of the year, especially since Voldemort was still at large.
This year Ginny decided to buy a cat... so she went to the apothocary and found the most beautiful
8 month old gray domestic long hair cat with gold eyes just like Ginny's. Ginny instantly fell in love.
After Ginny had bought everything she needed for school she went to Madam Malkins to buy her dress robes.
(Her Great-Uncle Cluadius passed away leaving his entire estate to Ginny.) She searched for robes and none
appealed to her. Then the clerk put a new dress in the window. It was perfect! She ran to the clerk and
asked to try it on. She loved it! It was emerald green velvet... like Harry's eyes. It hugged all the right
curves. She said feverently,"I'll take it!"
As she was leaving the store she ran headlong into someone she didn't recognize. The weight of her bags
and her new kitten pulled her down, just as she heard an,"Excuse me."
Just then she saw the most beautiful silver eyes as the stranger bent down to retrieve her bags and helped
her up. She picked up her kitten and checked that it was ok.
"Mr. Malfoy, Ms. Weasly, are you alright?" cut in the clerk
"Malfoy?!"
"Weasly?!"
"You're!" they chorused.
Draco smirked,"Well Weasly, puberty's done you a little number.
Ginny grabbed her bags from Draco, muttered an 'EXCUSE me!' and an inaudible murmur and ran out.
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Draco just stood there registering what had happened when a breeze made him realize he was naked.
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Ginny ran and found Ron as soon as she got out of Madam Malkin's. When she found the trio she burst. She
couldn't hold in the overflowing laughter that was bubbling up inside her.
"What'd you do?" Ron asked cautiously.
"I bumped into Malfoy..."
"WHAT?!" chorused all three of them, causing Ginny to giggle even harder.
"Well on my way out of Madam Malkin's I ran into Malfoy and I," *snicker* "I put a spell on him that made
his clothes vanish!" Now Ginny wasn't he only one laughing. Hermione tried not to but couldn't help it.
After they calmed down Hermione frowned.
"What?" asked Ginny.
"Well you know Malfoys gonna try to get you back!"
"I'll be ready for him!" smirked Ginny.
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"I think I'm gonna name her Luna... Yes Luna. Hello little lady Luna!" Ginny exclaimed as she picked the
newly named kitten up and rubbed it's tummy, they had just gotten back to the Burrow and were packing.
"So Ginny! Why'd you do that anyways?" asked Hermione
"What? Oh! Nakky Drakky?" Ginny smirked." Well he was rude... Besides I was dieing to try that on someone.
Who better than Malfoy?"
At this the both giggled."Besides he's got a NICE package."
"What?!"
"Oh did I say that out loud?" Ginny had just realized she had spoken.
"Ew! Try to remember who you're talking about" came a voice from the door. Both girls jumped. Ginny
looked up to see a disgruntled Harry loking like he would heave if she had continued.
Ginny seizing her opportunity to create chaos. "But it was sooo big and he had the best chisled abbs!"
It was working "and those eyes..."
"Ok stop! I've heard enough from Our Fair Lady of Up-Chuck!"
Seeing the effects of her blasphemy she went to leave the room stopping at Harry and saying sarcastically
"What Harry? Afraid of a real man?" before snickering and walking out.
Harry just stood there, letting it sink in that Ginny had just insulted him. Sweet, innocent Ginny wasn't
afraid to speak her mind anymore... But what had Harry done?
When Harry asked Hermione, she just looked at him with,"Gee I wonder!?!"
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Meanwhile at the Malfo Manor, Draco sat in the library devising ways to repay Ginny for the little surprise
in Daigon Ally... Draco was usually quite good at coming up with plans for pranks but something about Ginny
stumped Draco... He didn't know what to do? He found himself facing mixed emotions whenever he
thought about Ginny.
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A/N: Hey everyone! Ok persons I don't know who just read my fic and are reading my Author's Note!
Thanks for reading the first chapter the next chapter will be out soon as possible... So please make sure
to R/R!!!
A/N: Ok! Hi everyone! Welcome to the twisted sardonic mind of Jen! Don't be scared kiddies I'm just here
to tell you a funny story....Or so you think! Muhahaha!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~CHAPTER #1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ginny Weasley was sitting in her room listening to her muggle CD player that her father bought and
modified for her as a birthday present the previous year. Since the wizarding world wasn't concerned
with producing CDs Ginny wasn't listening to the Weird Sisters... Instead she was listening to a CD
Hermione bought her while on vacation in America. Hermione had bought Ginny 10 CDs: Nickelback,
No Doubt, Everclear, Jimmy Eat World, Blink182, P.O.D, Alien Ant Farm, Quirashi, The Goo Goo Dolls,
and System of a Down... Ginny looked at the cover that said 'Silver Side Up'and 'Nickelback'. Ginny was
about to change the song to 'Too Bad' when her brother Ron burst through the door looking extremely
brassed off. Ginny looked at her brother with innocent eyes.
"What's wrong?" She bit back a snicker. She knew exactly what was wrong.
"What's wrong?!? What's WRONG!!!!" Ron was starting to turn purple with rage.
"Well if you never tell me I'll never know..."
"Don't try that on me! I know you know!"
"Know what?"
"Ginny! You charmed all my quills to write 'Virgin'"
Ginny couldn't help but giggle. It was true. She originally wanted to charm it to say
' I'm a stuck up dill pickle who wears whity-tighties' but thought it was too long.
Before Ron could stay much more Ginny went into his room and shouted "Finite Incantatem" She turned
towards Ron and asked, " Are you happy now?"
"No!"
"Well too bad." Ginny walked out into the halls.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ginny walked into the kitchen just in time to see Hermione walk in. She had just arrived. Her eyes almost
fell out of her head. She gawked at Ginny.
"Ginny you look great!" It was true. Ginny had changed. her hair wasn't orange anymore and she wasn't the
short twig she had been in her 5th year. With her body her mind changed. She didn't like little girl stuff
anymore and was more into rock but the thing that never changed was her view on the 'Boy Who Lived'.
She was still in love with the famous Harry Potter. He ofcourse had ignored her for 5 years, except
ofcourse when she was in the Chamber of Secrets. Harry hadn't arrived yet so Ginny was still awaiting his
reaction. Harry was expected in 3 days.
"Thanks Hermione! You look good too! Just wait til Ron see's you! You know he likes you! He's just doesn't
have the brain to see you like him too."
"Men!" snorted Hermione.
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3 days later Ron was running around setting up his room so Harry could stay there while Ginny looked on in
amusement. Ginny laughed as Ron tried to move his bed the muggle way. All the while thinking,'Ginny
this is your last year to have a school relationship with you long-time crush.' Ginny turned and headed
towards her room. She had preparations of her own to accomplish before Harry arrived. The night before
she a devised a way of being ready for Harry and ensure herself the perfect entrance. When she reached
her room she found the door ajar. Inside was Hermione prearing her sleeping arrangements. Ginny walked
in and asked, as she grabbed a pair of black shorts and a silver halter top,"How long till Harry gets here?"
hoping she sounded cool.
"About an hour." replied Hermione."going to freshen up much before he gets here?" She smiled.
"Just a bit!" Ginny giggled sarcastically.
Ginny headed to the bathroom with her clothes,makeup and her favorite showergel.... Vanilla....in hand,
and took a 30 minute shower. When she got out she grabbed her new shower robe and started doing her
makeup. By the time she headed up to her room she had 10 minutes to spare. When she reached her room
Hermione gaped at her.
"Harry's not gonna know what to do with himself when he sees you!"
"I could give him a few ideas!" Ginny blushed a little causing Hermione to giggle. Ginny had learned to
control her blushing, when she wanted to, so now only her gold eyes told her emotions.
Out of the blue Ron's voice could be heard,"OY! HERMIONE! HARRY'S HERE!"
"I'LL BE DOWN IN A SEC!"
"Better go!" said Hermione."You coming?"
"HERMIONE! MY DEAD GRANDMUM WALKS FASTER THAN YOU! ANDSHE'S DEAD!"
"I GOT THAT MUCH FROM 'MY DEAD GRANDMUM'! NOW WAIT A SEC I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!" she turned back
Ginny.
"I'll be down in a minute!" It was now or never... sort of.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hermione walked down to meet Harry and Ron when she realized she had no idea as to where they were.
She shouted, "Hey where are you guys?"
"The kitchen!"
"Well get in here!"
"Yes your HIGHNESS!"
"Finally I'm getting the respect I deserve!" Hermione giggled.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
As she walked down the steps Ginny thought to herself,' Breath, just breath!'
Ginny prayed for the creak in the last step and as if her prays were answered the floor creaked and all
three looked up at Ginny. Hermione smiled... She knew this was Ginny's moment of truth. But Harry was
too thick to realize Ginny wasn't a little girl anymore. He just said,"Hey Gin!" and went back to his
conversation with Ron. Ginny's smile never faltered but her eye's told Hermione,'I just can't win!'
Hermione tried to bring Ginny into the conversation by asking," Hey Gin, how was your summer?"
"It was great until about 20 seconds ago." she glared at Harry and walked into the kitchen.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Later that day they went to Daigon Ally. As Ginny looked at her list she noticed Dress Robes were a
required. She didn't understand why... the Yule Ball was 3 years ago. She guessed there must be some
big dance to lighten the mood at the beginning of the year, especially since Voldemort was still at large.
This year Ginny decided to buy a cat... so she went to the apothocary and found the most beautiful
8 month old gray domestic long hair cat with gold eyes just like Ginny's. Ginny instantly fell in love.
After Ginny had bought everything she needed for school she went to Madam Malkins to buy her dress robes.
(Her Great-Uncle Cluadius passed away leaving his entire estate to Ginny.) She searched for robes and none
appealed to her. Then the clerk put a new dress in the window. It was perfect! She ran to the clerk and
asked to try it on. She loved it! It was emerald green velvet... like Harry's eyes. It hugged all the right
curves. She said feverently,"I'll take it!"
As she was leaving the store she ran headlong into someone she didn't recognize. The weight of her bags
and her new kitten pulled her down, just as she heard an,"Excuse me."
Just then she saw the most beautiful silver eyes as the stranger bent down to retrieve her bags and helped
her up. She picked up her kitten and checked that it was ok.
"Mr. Malfoy, Ms. Weasly, are you alright?" cut in the clerk
"Malfoy?!"
"Weasly?!"
"You're!" they chorused.
Draco smirked,"Well Weasly, puberty's done you a little number.
Ginny grabbed her bags from Draco, muttered an 'EXCUSE me!' and an inaudible murmur and ran out.
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Draco just stood there registering what had happened when a breeze made him realize he was naked.
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Ginny ran and found Ron as soon as she got out of Madam Malkin's. When she found the trio she burst. She
couldn't hold in the overflowing laughter that was bubbling up inside her.
"What'd you do?" Ron asked cautiously.
"I bumped into Malfoy..."
"WHAT?!" chorused all three of them, causing Ginny to giggle even harder.
"Well on my way out of Madam Malkin's I ran into Malfoy and I," *snicker* "I put a spell on him that made
his clothes vanish!" Now Ginny wasn't he only one laughing. Hermione tried not to but couldn't help it.
After they calmed down Hermione frowned.
"What?" asked Ginny.
"Well you know Malfoys gonna try to get you back!"
"I'll be ready for him!" smirked Ginny.
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"I think I'm gonna name her Luna... Yes Luna. Hello little lady Luna!" Ginny exclaimed as she picked the
newly named kitten up and rubbed it's tummy, they had just gotten back to the Burrow and were packing.
"So Ginny! Why'd you do that anyways?" asked Hermione
"What? Oh! Nakky Drakky?" Ginny smirked." Well he was rude... Besides I was dieing to try that on someone.
Who better than Malfoy?"
At this the both giggled."Besides he's got a NICE package."
"What?!"
"Oh did I say that out loud?" Ginny had just realized she had spoken.
"Ew! Try to remember who you're talking about" came a voice from the door. Both girls jumped. Ginny
looked up to see a disgruntled Harry loking like he would heave if she had continued.
Ginny seizing her opportunity to create chaos. "But it was sooo big and he had the best chisled abbs!"
It was working "and those eyes..."
"Ok stop! I've heard enough from Our Fair Lady of Up-Chuck!"
Seeing the effects of her blasphemy she went to leave the room stopping at Harry and saying sarcastically
"What Harry? Afraid of a real man?" before snickering and walking out.
Harry just stood there, letting it sink in that Ginny had just insulted him. Sweet, innocent Ginny wasn't
afraid to speak her mind anymore... But what had Harry done?
When Harry asked Hermione, she just looked at him with,"Gee I wonder!?!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Meanwhile at the Malfo Manor, Draco sat in the library devising ways to repay Ginny for the little surprise
in Daigon Ally... Draco was usually quite good at coming up with plans for pranks but something about Ginny
stumped Draco... He didn't know what to do? He found himself facing mixed emotions whenever he
thought about Ginny.
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A/N: Hey everyone! Ok persons I don't know who just read my fic and are reading my Author's Note!
Thanks for reading the first chapter the next chapter will be out soon as possible... So please make sure
to R/R!!!