Hello I'm mister conductor. And i am here to tell you a story about trains folks far apart and the magic railroad that brought these two worlds together.
( whistle blowing). Every story like a railroad has its heros meet thomas hes our number one hero. hello Thomas said. But he is running a bit late today.
this is the island of sodor where Thomas and his friends live it's at one end of my universe. I like helping out here by the invitation of sir topham hat Of course.
five, six, seven, eight. Emily said.
who do we appreciate practicing your numbers emily that's a good engine. Thomas said.
i was counting how many seconds late you are. What does that sign say? Emily asked.
sodor railway really reliable and right on time. Signed head of the railway sir topham hat.
but you weren't on time Thomas. Emily said.
and your being bossy emily now please excuse me I am going to collect mister conductor. he is looking out for us while sir topham hat takes a much needed holiday.
Well i think we can take care of are selves. scoffed emily.
Get out of my way I have some unfinished business here and I want to finish it fast.
deisel twelve's back. Emily stammered.
yes twelve out of twelve for devious deeds and brutal strength a blast from the past who hates steam engines. Thomas said.
maybe we do need do need M.R conductor here after all hm. On time too. Emily said.
far away across oceans of time up and over muffle mountain and hidden deep in a valley is my home town. Shining time.
i know that you and will me somewhere in this story.
sandle fly, boo fly, shoo fly that's it, better still buzz off. James said.
botheration. Thomas said.
you weren't consintrating Thomas lucky for you that the buffers were there. James said.
thats what buffers are for to stop engines from crashing. What are you doing in the sheds james?
i'm feeling a little blue which isn't so hot when you red. I was naughty and the fat controller said to think about all the things to be really useful then I could come out again.
he is just looking out for our safety he always says the harder we work the less he'lol need deisels to help.
help you? Ha ha ha. You will always need help because steam engines are cowerdly cranky worn out hunks of metal who couldn't hurt a fly.
No we're not. James said.
Yes you are.
arnt. Are. Now I've come back to find a lost steam engine I'm going to destroy him and dominate you right creaky. D12 stated while laughing.
Where really useful engines you won't dominate us and you won't destroy him and neither mister conductor I'm of to fetch him now.
what lost engine I hope it dosnt involve lady. James said.