He had no idea why he felt like this. Every time Paul saw the troublesome girl he felt his body heat up and a strange blight of emotions running through his head. Why did he feel this way? What was so special about Dawn?
"Hey Paul! How you doing?" Reggie grinned as he saw his younger brother enter the room, taking a sip of coffee. Paul had originally came to check up on his pokemon. But recent problems had made him reconsider his plans. And the heat of the moment had made him incredibly stupid.
"I need help...Girl help." Paul Shinji never asked anyone for help apart from when it came to his pokemon. So girl help was completely insane . Reggie did a spit take and nearly choked. Paul winced at the spray of the hot beverage on him.
"Say WHAT? Girl help?!" Reggie of course had experience with girls, he was dating Maylene. But Paul was never interested in these type of things... Why the sudden change? Then a huge smile spread on his face. His little brother was finally growing up.
"Why are you grinning?" Paul didn't really like the wide smile on Reggie's face.
"Why not? You're finally growing up! So who's the girl? ...Wait, don't tell me...Dawn?" When he saw Paul's cheeks darken slightly and a frown on his face he grinned. "Bingo! It is Dawn!"
"Can't believe it myself... What the heck's happening to me? Why do I feel like this now? And towards Troublesome of all people..."
"Because you're growing up now! Knew something was gonna happen between you two one day. I'm now going to support it fullheartedly. Now what about a name for the ship...?" Paul facepalmed. As to be expected of someone who was a total fanatic of manga and anime... Why was he stuck with such a stupid brother?
"I know! Ikarishipping!" Someone kill him now...
"I came for help and advice. Not to hear you fanboy." Paul mumbled.
"Do you want my help or not?"
"Please."
"Please what?"
Paul sighed. "Please oni-sama..."
"Now that's more like it! Okay, first you have to be nicer to her. Get that stick out your ass."
"I don't have a stick up my-"
"Besides the point. Second, don't treat your pokemon like crap."
"But-"
"Third, watch as many vampire movies as you can."
"What does that have to do with-"
"Fourth, don't backtalk people at-"
"Are you insane?!"
"Five, don't interrupt people."
"But- Wait- you just-!"
"Six, don't stutter nonsense."
"...World end now..." Paul deadpanned.