The Editor

Presents

"My Little Unicorn: Magic is Believing" Chapters 1 and 2

"Oh boy, Dakari King Mykan." Editor said with an ice pack on his head. Yes, this story is that painful.

"Dakari King Mykan is a writer of bad fanfiction who is infamous in the Digimon, Teen Titans, and My Little Pony fandoms by how poorly handled his fics are. His fics have been banned on this very site and has been known for being extremely rude." said Editor, "I'm surprised the League of Fannon Critics hasn't reviewed one of them yet."

Author's notes:

FIM is a BIG MISTAKE to me... its horrible… so I guess an alternate universe is in order!

"I'm going to try to be neutral here, but if you have an argument, you have to support your argument." Editor said.

Far off in a distant dimension is the magical kingdom of Unicornicopia

"Far off in the depth of my brain, several cells died." Editor sighed.

—home to many winged unicorns of different sizes and colors. All were under the watchful eye of their grand ruler; the legendary tri-horned alicorn, and he was known as that because, unlike any other unicorn, he had three horns instead of one. All, of which, were golden.

"So he's a triceratops?" Editor said, "I'm going to skip all this meaningless exposition."

A small white unicorn, with a brown short mane, and a marking "AO0C" on his chest armor finished the story. His companion, a small fairy with long blonde hair, and wearing a pink skirt felt puzzled. "So it really does exist, Lightning…?" she asked.

"It sure does, Krysta." responded Lightning "But I don't know why The Grand Ruler told me to come here, or why he wants me to be his apprentice. He knows I can't do magic just like other unicorns."

"Do you think this inability to do magic will affect Lightning Dawn will do anything to affect him in a negative manner? HAHAHA." mocked Editor, "Make him less flat of a character?!"

"I noticed that he has a code like a product you can buy at a pokemart." Editor said, "Why?"

It was true! Though Lightning Dawn was indeed a unicorn, for some reason he just couldn't seem to perform magic like any other could. The only thing unusual about him was he had a golden horn, but he still didn't understand.

Still, he and Krysta had only just arrived in Unicornicopia the other day, and had just settled into Lightning's new tower-house, in a part of the Kingdom called White Village, and he was instructed by his master, The Grand Ruler…

"Once you arrive, you should go out and meet your newfound future friends and comrades. They have already been told of your coming and are anxious to meet you, and may very well help you, but no matter where you go, Lightning, and no matter what you do… always remember to believe."

"'Don't forget to believe' sounds like something out of a a Disney movie." Editor said.

Lightning could hardly understand what all this "Believing" was supposed to mean either. "Well we won't know just sitting around here." said Krsyta. "We should get going."

Lightning smiled and agreed, and as he spread his wings for takeoff, "Hey, Krsyta…? Thanks, you know… for always hanging with me and stuff."

The little fairy smiled and pecked Lightning on the cheek. "Lightning, if anyone should be thankful, it's me." She meant that, for a very good reason, but now was not the time to be thinking of that as Krysta sat on Lightning's head and Lightning took off over the lands of his new home.

"So this ends the introduction/prologue/I'm just happy it's over." Editor said.

"This introduction it not that bad, but it goes downhill." someone said, "So we start off with 'The Return of Evil: Part 1' Next time."

"Why next time? Let's start now." the editor said.

There were many different places in Unicornicopia; most were named after their colors.

Bluesville… Greenland… Orange-Range… but the central and largest area was called Rainbow City Central, where most Unicorns went to have fun, or do their duties. Lightning could see them all down below, the anthropomorphic unicorns having fun, going to work, or some just flying around.

"We're not stupid. We can figure out that the places are named after colors." Editor said.

"I should find someplace to land." said Lightning "Not around here. It's too crowded." said Krysta. With that, they both decided to fly around and look for someplace soft. There was a nice vacant area near a large garden with vegetables and beautiful flowers and plants. The perfect place to land…!

"I thought you are a unicorn, not a pegasus." Editor said.

"Does that mean that they're in a plane?" the audience said.

"More like a plot hole." said someone in the group.

"Wow!" exclaimed Lightning as he gazed at the lovely flowers. "Double wow!" added Krysta as she hovered around sniffing the many sensational smells. "Mmm…!" But then her nose began to twitch, "Ah… Ah… Ah-Ah…!"

"Cliche!" yelled Wally.

"Double cliche!" cheered Dawn.

"Krysta…?" cried Lightning "Krysta, No!" but Krysta had already sneezed "AH-CHOO…!" and even though she was just a little fairy, that single sneeze caused the flower she sniffed to keel over and lose all its petals. "Oh! Oh my!" cried Krysta.

That's when a red unicorn came dashing over. "Oh, no…! Not again?" he groaned as he gently began to scoop the fallen flower into a pot. Krysta apologized but the red unicorn said it wasn't her fault. "They always keel over when they make someone sneeze. I can fix it, no problem. There's no finer gardener than me."

Lightning was amazed. "You mean, you grew all this?" he asked.

The other unicorn nodded. "My name's Buddy Rose. Code-Number: FT5H. I'm the caretaker of the community garden. I can handle any flower, tree, weed- anything that grows." and in no time at all, the flower Krysta had ruined was standing upright again, and Buddy didn't seem to use any form of magic but rather ordinary gardening.

" Lightning will angst over freaking magic. What purpose does ?" one of the rangers in the audience said.

"Hmm!" remarked Lightning. "That's amazing. Oh by the way… I'm…"

"Lightning Dawn…? I know." said Buddy. "The Grand Ruler told everyone to expect you."

"And Grand Ruler let everyone know about this because..." the same ranger questioned.

"Hmm!" remarked Lightning. "That's amazing. Oh by the way… I'm…"

"Lightning Dawn…? I know." said Buddy. "The Grand Ruler told everyone to expect you."

"Uh… yeah… he did." said Lightning.

Buddy hated to dash off but he had a few other vegetables to take care of. "Oh I'm sorry to impose, but could you do me a really big favor?" he asked while giving Lightning a small basket of vegetables. "Ugh…!"

"Could you take these to the Rainbow Dish Inn, when you go through town? Please?" and before Lightning could answer, Buddy had gone off, "Thank you!" he called back.

"Perfect!" Lightning scoffed.

"Well… that went well." joked Krysta.

"Rainbow Dish Inn?" Editor said, "I need to read that again."

It was a good thing that Unicornicopians were anthropomorphic, meaning Lightning could just stand upright and walk on his hind legs while using his front legs like arms to carry the basket. "Oh! This is heavy…!" he groaned.

"Really."

Krysta wished she could help. Though she was small, some of her fairy magic allowed her to lift objects hundreds of times her own weight, but the basket was much too big and heavy for her. "Why don't you sit and rest?" she suggested. "Good idea!" Lightning panted and slumped down on a bench, almost dropping the basket. "Oh! My poor hooves..!" It was times like this Lightning hated the fact he couldn't do magic.

Suddenly he heard someone say, "Excuse me…?" The voice belonged to an orange unicorn, wearing a red artist's hat, just up ahead who was painting on a canvas. "…you kind of walked into the way of the scenery."

"Ugh!" groaned Lightning, but then the other unicorn caught the sight of Krysta. "Is that a…fairy?" His eyes lit up like the sun. "Hold still, please!" he said with excitement. Krysta felt confused, but did as she was told, and in almost no time the artist showed her and Lightning his painting. "I shall call it… Fairy in the park."

"This is a carbon copy of the first two episodes with different characters, isn't it?"

Krysta thought it was incredible. It looked so real and she seemed so beautiful in the picture, much to Lighting's dismay that "I notice I'm not in there." he said to himself.

The unicorn introduced himself as Artie. Code-number: HV7J. He loved to pain, draw, and sculpt. "You should come to my art gallery sometime, both of you."

"What is with these codes? I feel like they live in some sort of Nazi dictatorship." Editor said.

Krysta's eyes lit up, "We'd love to." She said.

"Yes… but we have an errand to." Lightning quickly said as he scooped Krysta in his right wing. "Let's go, Krysta!" and he ran off with the basket of vegetables, much to Artie's confusion, but he couldn't wait to tell all his viewers that he had just seen and painted a real-live fairy.

Krysta thought that was rude of Lightning. But Lightning thought Artie was a little too eccentric, especially how the way he acted as if he had never seen a fairy before, but that was pretty much the case as Krysta was the only fairy in the entire dimension, but that wasn't important now.

"Huh," The Editor sighed, "After meeting yet another one of their two dimensional creeps. They continue to cut and paste the first episode of MLP:FiM. Now let's skip to the villain. Save yourself the trouble and just skip to the end."

Lightning could barely speak as he just stood there, gawking at the evil creature as it spoke. "I… am… Titan! The emperor of all darkness, and bringer of chaos and nightmares…!"

Starla was right all along. "You…!" snarled Lightning "You're the one I've heard of from the stories. That same evil The Grand Ruler banished to the Dimension of Darkness!"

Titan chuckle evil "Yes! But alas, that seal could not keep me a prisoner forever. Your grand ruler should have finished me off when he had the chance! Now, his mistake shall be inflicted on you all as my first order of vengeance of being locked up for all these centuries…! THIS WORLD… AND ALL ITS MAGIC… NOW BELONGS TO ME…!"

His evil laugh echoed as he made lightning strike the skies! The unicorns were in deathly trouble now!

To be continued…!

"For A fic that was meant to be 'vastly superior' to FiM, it sure did enjoy cutting and pasting entire plot points from it. But like I said, it gradually got worse as it went on. This entire chapter is mediocre because it rips off FiM. If it gradually became its own thing, it would be so much better."

"The characters are the worst. They're just two dimensional cardboard cut-outs."

"The plot is literally a cut-and-paste adaptation."