Mortal Combat: Captain Style.
By: Monnice
Series: Bleach
Rating: T
Genre: Action,Humor
Summary: An issue about being denied their monthly pay makes two captains turn on each other and starts the greatest fistfight in the entire soul society.
Characters: Toshiro Histugaya, Shigekuni G. Yamamoto and the Gotei13 captains
Mortal Combat: Captain Style
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE GONNA GET NO PAY!" The captains shouted in union except for Head Captain Yamamoto. Like I said the council of 46 has made their decision. They are going to use our monthly income to upgrade their security and chamber for amusement matters for exactly one year. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY AMUSEMENT MATTERS!" Toshiro shouted. You know adding a little fun to their chamber using our money to fund the construction.
I agree with Hitsugaya this is some real crap. Soi-Fon announced. I won't even be able to pay off Renji's drinking tabs. Byakuya added. To top it all off we won't be able to buy sake or anything else that prevents this place for being dull. Both Shunsui and Kenpachi stated. Ouiet all of you! Yamamoto demaned. "THERE'S NO GOT DAMN WAY WE'RE GOING TO BE QUIET!" Ukitake added. "I MEAN WE'VE JUST GOT DENIED OUR GOT DAMN PAY FOR SOME GOT DAMN CHAMBER UPGRADES THAT THE GOT DAMN COUNCIL OF 46 WANTS AND THE ONLY GOT DAMN THING YOU CAN SAY IS BE QUIET! Honestly old man what the hell were you thinking.
Jushiro you're making a big deal out of nothing. Komamura said. OH! AND SO YOUR GONNA TAKE HIS SIDE! Unohana shouted. FYI THAT SON OF A BITCH JUST CALMLY WENT WITH THOSE OLD MEN'S DECISION OF MAKING THE CAPTAINS FLAT BROKE FOR A YEAR! But it isn't something to get work up about. Mayuri said. YOU SHUT UP! Unohana yelled at the captain.
Who are you telling to shut up bitch? Mayuri asked. You njackass! There isn't any other excuse for a cyborg running around here. You didn't just say that to me did you slut. Oh that's it I don't give a rat's ass about my title as a healer anymore. I'm about to spray you with of can of Unohana's whopass. All right bring it on you whore. WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP! Toshiro yelled at the two captains. Even if this problem is really screwed there's still something wrong with all of this.
Like how did any of the Council members know how to access our bank accounts. Because I told them. Yamamoto confessed. "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING OLD MAN?! WHY WOULD YOU SELL US OUT LIKE THAT YOU DOUCHEBAG?! Toshiro shouted. I did it because if I gave them the resources to upgrade there chambers they would allow me to retire and give the job as head captain to someone else. You sold us out for a reason like that. Toshiro stated. Yes and now if you don't mind will you please be quiet.
I do mind you dumbass old man! We won't get paid for a full year all because of you! How dare you yell at me boy? You are just another one of the soul reaper captains in the seretei. Well if I'm an ordinary captain than that makes you completely worthless you old piece of...POW! Yamamoto had just punched Toshiro in the jaw for the insults he made.
How dare you insult your superior? Yamamoto questioned. Like this! BLAM! Toshiro had puched Yamamoto in the face sending him flying 10 feet away from him.
All of the other captains were in shock due to the fact that they couldn't believe what they saw. Hitsugaya and Yamamoto were actually fighting. What the hell was that Hitsugaya? Hurts don't it you old son of a bitch? I don't know you brat you tell me! Then Yamamoto uppercut Hitsugaya into the ceiling. That's it old man your going down. Hitsugaya then jumped from his crater and axe-kicked Yamamoto in the head.
The force of the kick however was so strong that it made a giant crater in the Squad 1 hall. DAAAAMN! The other eight captains said in union. Yamamoto struggled to recover form the impact and panted, "I'm not finished yet you brat!" Good! Toshiro shouted before pulling Yamamoto up in a chokehold and kicking him into the wall behind him. "Yeah that's it. Kick his sorry old ass Toshiro!" Kenpachi goated on before Komamura got in the way. There is no need for such irrational behavior. What do you mean mutt face? Kenpachi asked before socking Sanjin into one of the near by walls.
Komamura didn't take that and grabbed Zeraki's head while slamming him into the ground creating a large crater. Near by Unohana and Mayuri finally got a chance to scrap. Unohana punched Kurosutchki multiple times before he countered by kneeing her in the gut and hmmering her head into the ground. Soon Ukitake began to start his own little fistfight with Shunsui . Finally Byakuay and Soi-Fon got edged on and began to have a speedy fight with shunpo all the while using an endless amount of combos. As of now all the Gotei13 captains were fighting each other with fists of fury buy little did they know that both Hanataro had witnessed the whole event form the air vent while Kon was along side him with a video camera.
This is going to be the funniest movie ever. Hanataro said quietly. You bet it is. Kon replied. We're going to make a freaking killing off of this man. It would be a surprise if we didn't win an award for this. The two both agreed.
A/N:This is yet another one of my experiments so it will most likely sound off. I'll update soon so please review