Title: Sex God
Pairing: Zosan like I write anything else
Disclaimer: not mine
Rating: pg-13
Summary: Zoro and Sanji watching TV show and they can totally relate to the character.
"Watching another drama, cook?"
"Shut up! This one is good."
"Another doctors story? Lawyers? Demon hunters?"
"No it's about queers. There's a few couples in the story but this is my favorite one."
yawns
"Just watch it first, marimo! Ah, that is the seme. Isn't he's so hot! He's so hot everyone wants to sleep with him. And he has a lover.. well he never admit him as his lover, because he doesn't do boyfriend, and he never believes in love and never let anyone close to him.
"Is that his lover?"
"No, that just some random guy he found at the club."
"Why would he fuck some random guy?"
"Because he's a sex god who fucks everything that moves."
"He's like you."
"I know right! We're both sex gods.
"You fuck everything that moves."
"Why not?! It's just some good fuck. It's not like I'm cheating."
"Is that his lover?"
"Yeah the blonde one."
"He's cute."
"Or maybe you just have soft spot for blondes."
"Whatever, cook."
"And it's like season five already. And the seme just never said that he loves his uke. Like not even once! Even though he was so desperate when his lover almost died, even he paid for his school, and even asked him to live with him. And once, when they broke up, he even paid a hustler that looks like his lover, because he obviously can't fucking live without him! It's so frustrating how he never said that he loves him! God dammit you seme bastard! Thank God you're hot."
"…."
"He is so you."
"The hot part?"
"No…. well that too. But I mean acting cold and tough. And never said the 'L word' when actually can't live without his blonde lover."
"Does his lover know how he felt?"
"Sort of. But it's better be said than hmph—"
"Well?"
"Yeah… kiss works too, I guees."
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The drama Sanji watched is inspired by an actual dramas. Kudos for those who can guess it, it's pretty easy.
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