"No, no. NO!" Edward walked in to see Mustang under his desk.
"Mustang whats wrong?" Edward asked.
"Wouldn't want to talk to him right now Ed, he's been screaming about losing something." Havoc said lazily.
"What did he lose?" Al inquired.
"I think it was his gloves."
"Oh, lets go Al."
"Okay."
Outside Ed twiddle something in his fingers, from his angle Al couldn't see what it was.
"Ed did you take Roy's gloves?"
Meanwhile in Roy's office.
"Sir what are you doing?" Riza asked.
"I'm looking for my gloves."
"Did you lose them, sir?"
"I didn't lose them!"
"Then why are you looking for them?"
Roy came out from under the desk with the most insane look on his face. Havoc took three steps back as Breda and Furey hid behind him.
Everyone:...
"Are you saying I'm so absent-minded that I lost my GLOVES!" Roy said angered.
"No sir, I did not say that, I simply asked if you didn't lose your gloves, then why are you looking for them" Riza said her eye sparkling.
Roy quickly turns to the door as Falman walks in.
"YOU!"
"M-me?" Falman quivers.
"YOU TOOK THEM! DIDN'T YOU!" Roy screams.
"T-took what sir?"
"MY GLOVES!"
"I didn't take them sir."
"You didn't?"
"No."
"Oh no, if you didn't take them they're gone. Oh no what will happen to me, will I get kicked out of the military?" Roy asked no one in particular, "I'm doomed!"
Edward walked in to discover Mustang in the featile position crying.
"What's going on here?"
"Mustang's lost it." Havoc stated dully.
"Ed?" Mustang looked up, "Ed! You can help me!"
"Um..how?"
"You can make me new gloves, I'll promote you if I have to, come on please!"
"Um..uh" Ed stuttered for an answer.
"Never mind I guess I'll be okay, I'll get a new job if I get fired." Mustang said accepting it.
Meanwhile nobody noticed Riza leave the room. Outside Riza smiled as she pulled Mustang's gloves out of her pocket.
Meh, came from watching The Simpsons.