A/N: I like Zacharias here. I'm not entirely fond of Draco. It slightly amuses me though. So I'm posting it either way.
Disclaimer: I don't own the two hot blonds known as Draco and Zacharias. It's rather tragic.
"I'm the hot blond here."
"In your dreams."
"People'd rather go for me then you."
"In your dreams."
"I'm older, richer and better looking. You've got nothing on me."
"In your dreams."
"Can't you say anything different?"
"In your dreams," he says allowing a smirk.
"You're so infuriating Smith!"
"Not in your dreams."
"You've no idea what you're like in my dreams."
"Oh, I'm sure I know exactly what I'm like in your dreams. Need a demonstration?" Without waiting for an answer Zacharias reached out and roughly pulled Draco into a practically bruising kiss, exactly like in both their dreams.