Stop staring at Lust's Tits
Inspired by Smosh's "If superheroes were real"
Do not own FMA or Smosh or Lust's bewbs.
It was a normal day at Central headquarters when the wall exploded in the mess hall and the Homunculi totally walked in! (Minus Wrath because he was on a lunch break and also spoiler alert)
They all ran off to kill people, and Gluttony wanted to see what was on the lunch menu (it's taco Tuesday, PS). Lust cornered a group of n00b soldiers and had elongated her pointy claw manicure in preparation to slice n' dice, when she noticed they were all staring at her. More specifically, at her tattoo area. She noticed some salivation from a few as well.
"What are you idiots doing? Shouldn't you be trembling in fear at your approaching deaths?"
One guy got a nosebleed.
"I am so done with humans" she sigh, impaling them all.
"Gluttony! We're done here!" Lust walked out through the door next to the hole they had exploded in the wall.
"But- tacos..."
"GLUTTONY! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR I WILL-
~Finis~
Sorry guys, this is OOC and kinda sucks and I know I should be working on Girl scouts but I got stuck and excuses. No Flames, you might burn Lust's boob's off and then where would we be?