Tap,t ap, tippity tap tap

Tap, t ap, tippity tap tap.

L's long spindly fingers danced on the keyboard.

Raito rubbed his eyes, yawning loudly; stretching, shuffling and making it clear to the pale insomniac that yes, its bed time. Yes, he wants to sleep.

For someone whom claims he's the best detective in the world, Raito thought dryly, and most observant, why the hell hadn't he seen that I'm half dead already??

Maybe he did notice. Maybe this was a ploy to get him to confess that he's Kira.

Raito felt his head throbbing.

"Ryuuzaki-san"

L continued typing, one finger stirring the sugary sticky substance he called tea.

"Ryuuzaki." Raito exasperated, dropping the honorary.

L took a sip, and resumed typing. His obsidian eyes darting on the screen, left and right.

Raito had it. He growled, But due to his lack of energy, it sounded like a pissed off kitty.

The corners of L's thin lips rose slightly. That's it!

"L," Raito snarled, turning the monitor away. L's head slowly turned to him.

If Raito wasn't so sleepy, he would have chuckled and remarked how much L looked like he belonged in Night of the Living Zombies and state the outstanding similarities.

But Raito always lost his sense of humor after his bed time, so please, excuse him.

"Ryuuzaki," Raito snarled. "Its 3 o'clock in the morning."

"I'm highly aware of that, Raito-kun." L replied monotonously, giving no heed to the young man beside him.

"Then you must also been aware that it's extremely late, or extremely early. Let's call it a night." Raito said lightly, giving L one of his winning smiles.

L blinked. ( qurota: oh wow he blinks. Just kidding. Hee)

L sighed, and resumed typing.

"I'm afraid that request is unacceptable, Raito-kun, at least for now."

Raito felt his hopes shot down. "And why is that?" Raito said, in a controlled voice.

L tilted his head sideway, his blank stare looks… almost like a smirk.

"Because we only go to bed when I go to bed, Raito kun."

Raito heaved a sigh. Oh well, at least they are going to sleep sooner or later.

Raito calmed himself down, and forced a smile on his face and asked lightly "Is that going to be anytime during this century L?"

"Affirmative, Raito-kun" L resumed typing. "In fact, I'm getting a little tired myself lately. So our bedtime will be..."

Raito gripped his chair, the idea of getting to sleep in a bed after being forced to work 36 hours on the same chair with a few breaks of rest and food was making him deliriously happy.

"Sometime next week." L concluded, staring at Raito. The expression on Raito's face was priceless. Raito's orbs were the size of huge caramel filled chocolate doughnuts...

Mmm, chocolaty caramel doughnuts. I wonder if Watari bought any. L mused to himself. He must remind the old man to get some.

Raito was speechless. He felt as if someone took the floor right out of his feet. What…What the….

"A WEEK?! A WEEK?! A FUCKING WEEK?!"Raito bellowed any cool collected mask he's been hiding behind cracked big time.

"Raito-kun, I'm older than you, and it is said to be extremely rude to swear in front of elders." L jabbed. He's enjoying this, as evil as it may sound. It's just plain fun to bring out some genuine reactions out of the seemingly calm boy.

Raito was seething. His hands shook. He's a hair away from punching the lights out of the older detective.

Well, what the heck.

He lifted his hand and aimed at L's face- only to be stopped midway with L's hand, which grabbed his own, tightly.

Raito refused to admit he let out a gasp. L's hand was cold and it was squeezing the circulation out of his hand. He can feel his pulse throbbing.

"I wouldn't do that Raito-kun," L's voice was low, almost a whisper. "I suggest if you wanted sleep, do so on the desk. I would try not to wake you up." L added, almost kindly.

Almost.

Raito yanked his hand away and rubbed his reddening hand. He was acutely aware of his face slightly flushing. The cause of it, he has no idea.

He could almost still feel the cold fingers on his warm hand. It raised the hairs on his neck.

He looked at the shiny, cold hard desk in front of him. He gave L a look.

L raised an eyebrow, which disappeared beneath his mess of black hair.

"Making puppy dog faces would not change my decision, Raito-kun. Although it did lower my respects for you by 3 percent."

Raito folded his arms and banged his head on the desk, feigning sleep. Raito never claimed he was mature

L gave one of his small goofy smiles there and then, with no one else to witness it except his trusty computer screen.

Raito- kun is, without a doubt, a child, and a sore loser.

L continued, sipping his tea.

'But a very adorable sore loser indeed' L concluded, still smiling.

. I originally wanted to split this into two chapters, considering it seems extremely long, but in the end I changed my mind, so here's the second chappie!!

LxR--LxR

Have a break, drink tea, play the piano, learn Japanese, solve a murder, count to three

Ok, completely pointless stupid intermission over!!

LxR--LxR

Raito can't sleep. Apart from the desk being too hard and cold, L's typing was killing his ears.

When he pointed out the fact, L only silenced him with a retort saying that it wasn't his fault the keyboard made sounds. And he resumed typing. And it sounded almost louder, in fact.

Raito nuzzled his face in his own arms and tried to, for the sake of his brains, sleep.

Moments passed, and he actually felt sleep washing over him.

The he heard that.

Crunch, Crunch, Crunch. Crackle, Crackle.

Sounds of plastic wrappings. A cough.

Amidst all this, the tapping keys continued.

Raito felt reality stabbing him and he was, although tired to death, almost wide awake.

"Ryuuzaki………………." Raito groaned, stretching once more.

"You said you'll let me sleep" Raito said quietly, pissed off.

"Correction, Raito-kun, I said I'll try to let you sleep." L said, grabbing another marshmallow cookie and chomping it down noisily. He swallowed.

"And believe me, I'm trying my best." L said seriously.

Crunch.

With that, Raito's control snapped. No more Mr. Nice guy (was he ever? ) His anger pumped energy right up to his brain, and suddenly, he got an idea.

"L, if you don't let me sleep, I shall distract you the entire night." Raito threatened.

"Distract me? Apart form that being close to impossible, it sounds like something Kira would do."

Raito felt his jaw clenching. "I'll ignore that. Just think of it as a game. I'll distract you by only making noises. I will not get up or move from my chair. No body contact whatsoever. If you're annoyed, you'll let me sleep. If you're not, then I'll shut up for the rest of the night." Raito compromised

. L pretended to think hard, staring at the white ceiling. Then L cracked his knuckles and scrolled over the new criminals system data list on his computer,

"Very well Raito-kun, I have decided. Distract away."

Raito gave a small smirk which L found quite fascinating. How is it possible for someone so malicious to look just plain cute? L contemplated this.

Raito cleared his throat and started belting out his sister's ring tone, which was so annoying and loud, the lyrics were stuck inside his head.

"HIROGARU YAMI NO NAKA, KAWASHIATA, KAKUMEI NO CHIGIRI!!"(1)

L was startled at the sudden noise, but it wasn't to distracting. He worked on his computer in a middle of the Afghanistan war before, and could still concentrate.

Raito finished the entire song, and started on the next one-

"ZETSUBOU ZA BIRII, IZA RINRI, SAA TOMERARENAI ERASER RAIN!!" (2)

Raito screamed, slamming his keyboard on the desk for added effect.

L chuckled inside. Despite Raito's obvious effort to make the song as screeching and annoying as possible, L still liked it. It reminded him of his young successor Mello. Mello loved this band.

And so it continued on.

Raito was almost out of breath. He won't give up. And so he belted out his 4th song.

"MY LONELINESS, IS KILLING ME, I MUST CONFESS, I STILL BELIEVE"

"WHEN I'M NOT WITH YOU I LOSE MY MIND…!!"

"GIVE ME A SIGN!!"

"HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!"

Raito collapsed on his chair breathing heavily. His voice box hurt. His skin crawled when he heard L snickering.

"What, no encore?" L asked, chuckling.

Raito felt the familiar wave of extreme annoyance which he never felt for anyone, but L. He also felt a wave of tiredness. Maybe it was easier to give up.

L on the other hand, isn't done teasing the poor boy.

"If you're tired Raito, you may take a break. But do continue later on," L grinned.

Raito was too tired to notice his honorary was dropped off, and that L was grinning, which is a remarkable feat. Who cares??

"I rather like that Britney Spear's single. "Hit me baby one more time" Sounds tempting. But I hope you don't mind, I rather use my foot. Kicking is more of my thing." L jabbed on mercilessly.

Raito knew that was a sarcastic comment and a hidden, subtle suggestion for a fight but he was to brain dead to think. All he heard was that sounded tempting. Wait a second.

THAT'S IT!!

Raito could just pat himself on the head. He's a genius!! (No shit.)

(warning, slightly mature content)--

"Ryuuzaki- san..." Raito said timidly.

"Yes, Raito-kun?"

" Ryuuzaki…." Raito's voice dropped, to an almost whisper. His voice sounded sensual and soft.

"Ohh…." He moaned softly, breathing heavily. He then groaned. "Ohh…. Ryu!!" his voice hitching in his throat. He whimpered. "It hurts….." Raito groaned, breathing deeply. He glanced sideways at L. Oh YES!! He could just jump for joy!!

It was actually disturbing the bastard!!

Ryuuzaki refused to lose the fight. His posture tensed and he didn't have any sweets near his mouth, instead started typing almost viciously. He won't let sociopathic brat get to him! No matter how hot the brat sounds, that soft , yet sultry sex infused voice and that half lidded caramel look the boy was sportin- Snap out of it!!

"Oh. Ohh.. Ohhh……" Raito saw L's posture grew more rigid.

Raito gasped loudly. Then he moaned, sounding desperate, which raised the hairs on the back of L's arms and neck.

"More Ryuuzaki, more….. (gasp) more….!" (ack!) he clenched his knuckles for effect. He moaned, getting steadily louder, more desperate, more heady, and it was clouding L's mind.

"Oh god- I can't take it…. Oh… no... No… NO!! YES!! Harder, Ryuuzaki!!" Raito screamed, whimpering and pleading…

"Ohh… please…… (gasp) Ryuuzaki….sama" Raito whimpered softly, for the extra- added effect.

A small drop of sweat was glistening on L's forehead, and he felt a bulge forming in his loose jeans. This. Is. Not. Good.

"Oh Ryuuzaki, right there.. mmm.. ohh. Ahh." Raito moaned, clearly enjoying messing with L. He should have thought of it sooner!

He rubbed his thighs together and slammed his back into the chair for sound effects.

"It's so hot, Ryuuzaki…. Oh L-sama……" Raito moaned, louder and more energized.

It was not helping L when the damn Brat moaned his real name- Not at all!!

His keyboard and screen long forgotten, he shot a look sideways and nearly toppled off his chair. The brat was stretched out on the chair, his head thrown back, eyes shut tight, and the thick trembling eyelashes hiding golden caramel orbs. The auburn had sex hair from thrashing about. His knuckles were white from gripping the chair too tight …. Long, shapely, dangerous legs rubbing against each other, and the sounds coming out of the plump mouth, the sounds, THE SOUNDS

"Ohh L, I'm going- I'm going to- AHHH!!"

"STOP." L rasped out. L breathed heavily. Half lidded charcoal eyes met half lidded caramel eyes. The owner of the caramel eyes blinked, and big innocent caramel eyes replaced them instead.

L cleared his throat, resuming his original posture and expression with much more difficulty than he thought.

"You win. We are going to bed."

If Raito wasn't exhausted, he would have done a little victory dance or something- But he drank his long forgotten cold coffee and gleefully and followed L to the master bedroom.

Raito looked around. The room was huge, and decorated with a gothic classy style. The bed was probably King size, with huge thick soft covers. Raito sighed in happiness before heading towards the bed, with Ryuuzaki following closely behind.

Raito gave a side smirk at L, as tired as he is, he still can't help gloating over the fact that he had won! Yeah!

He took off his socks and held his hand to be un cuffed- only to find himself thrown on the bed. "What the- Raito let out a strangled yelp and landed on the bed with a thud. Then he felt something heavy on top of him, and when he opened his eyes, he saw L straddling him; the pale face was laced with a predatory look laced with sinful desires.

L clapped his hands and the room went dark, save for the bathroom light which was on. L's white skin almost glowed in the dark, making him look less human.

L rests his hands on the either side of Raito's head, trapping him there. Raito's voice was lost as he stared into L's big black eyes. Raito snapped out of it and started thrashing violently. Raito could see L's broad shoulders flexing, keeping him in place easily.

Raito was about to shout for help when long fingers clamped his mouth shut.

Then L lowered his head and licked the shell of Raito's ear, sending small electric shocks down his body.

"I said go to bed Raito, not go to sleep." L's voice was filled with erotic intent. L rocked his erection between Raito's thighs. Raito yelped in surprise, muffled with L's hand.

Even if he could scream for help, who can hear him?

"You've been a very bad boy, Raito" L remarked headily, nuzzling Raito's neck.

Holy Shit.

(What do you think? Any type of reviews is appreciated! bear in mind that this is my 1st fc, so go easy. :D I might r\write a continuing for this, if a lot of ppl liked it and reviewed it (wink wink)

(1) The death note theme song. heh.

(2) the death note second ending theme song.

Reviews are appreciated!!

Love, qurota ayuni.