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life without twilight

what would life without twilight be like? I know its not something we want to think about but I couldn't sleep last night so this is what I came up with.

1. We would get more sound sleep, how many times have you woken up because of where those dreams about twilight lead?

2. We would have an extreme amount of extra time. Think about all the time you spend reading fan-fiction, re-reading the books, or looking up all the website to get the latest updates on the movie, breaking dawn and midnight sun.

3. Good news to the guys, us girls would have lower standards. I mean no one can compare to Edward, or Jasper, so now its like we are always settling.

4. We would have more of a social life. The late nights spent reading twilight stuff would be time spent with friends.

5. In school we would have better grades. If we spent as much time reading as we did studying we wouldn't have any problems in school. Twilight makes it hard for us to concentrate in school and out of school as well.

6. We would have less anxiety and stress in our lives. Damn those unfinished fan-fic stories. And what is going to happen in Breaking Dawn? I just can't sleep anymore.

A/N so I tried but its really hard to think of pros to life without twilight and most of those aren't pros, they are just funny because its true. So now we have the depressing part of life without twilight

7. No fairytales for people like me. I don't know about you but cinderella was never really my thing. Now vamps is more like it.

8. No dreams of Edward. Man life would suck, to imagine, no Edward in my dreams, Ahhh its too much lol

9. We wouldn't have the concept of love that we gain through reading twilight. The level of love between Edward and Bella is virtually unheard of. They have a love that stands through all and lasts for eternity. Damn.

10. We wouldn't have any grasp on eternity. We use to think that wow that's a long time but now its like wow I want that, and that to be with someone like Edward.

11. Without twilight we wouldn't have any appreciation for little towns up north. Man I am so planning a road trip.

12. We wouldn't have any imagination or creativity in our lives. The stuff we come up with on fan-fiction is unbelievable. The possibilities are endless.

A/N I hope you liked. Be sure to R&R and let me know what you think.

Much love,

-teamjasper