1Closest to Cullen
notes for the guys of twilight obsessed girls
1. You must read, understand and appreciate the twilight saga.
2. Understand that you are not Edward but we understand that we have to settle.
3. Be able to understand our obsession and deal with it, we will not get over it.
4. Don't ask what's so special about the Cullen men, words don't do them justice.
5. Though I'm not majorly into emo guys you have to at least be a rocker and/or skater.
6. When we say we are reading fanfiction understand that it translates to: go away I'm spending time with my favorite Cullen man.
7. Its my obsession and my problem, don't tell me its unhealthy that its all I think about, I don't care and I will continue to about this way.
8. Don't hate on my Cullen men, you just aren't them. Don't tell me you are better because we both know your not, and don't try to convince us that they aren't so great. Yeah right.
9. We don't need a new hobby, my current one of obsessing over twilight is working out fine.
10. Having a twilight: play list on my ipod, a background on my laptop, quotes on every surface, pictures everywhere, and naming my plant eddie does not mean I'm obsessed, well actually it does but you will not tell my parents that.
11. Speaking of parents, they don't understand, don't talk about twilight to them, it usually ends badly, trust me I know, its all I talk about.
12. Oober, scrumptious, and flustering are real words. They are my adjectives to describe my favorite Cullen cough Jasper cough
13. Speaking of my Cullen men, I know I'm possessive it's a trait I picked up from Edward (A/N lol) leave me alone, it helps me deal.
14. I know theres no Edward out there but man a girl can dream, don't crush that, I know I'll have to settle eventually, but eventually is a long way away.
A/N: hey guys just remember this is my opinion, R&R let me know what you think. But my hand hurts because its 2am and the idea struck so I wrote it down really fast, you should see me actual notes, it crazy. I hope you liked.
Much love
-britt