Part 1 of how many I feel like making
Aka: Welcome to the Akatsuki interview we have *looks around* wait a sec CALICO come on you were suppose to bring them out.
Calico: Sasori put me in a frickin' kimono and I can't get it off *kicks Deidara on stage for no reason*
Aka: well just come out in it or untie it duh.
Calico: I change my mind I'll just come out with it their all staring at me wait a sec, AKA did you steal my frickin' katana again.
Aka: OK I better not answer that so Deidara why do you have palms on your hands *starts laughing realizing I screwed up what if tried saying then lays head down but accidently hits it* OW! *still laughing*
Deidra: you're an idiot aren't you?
Calico: *runs to aka and attacks* give me my frickin katana
Aka: ow, ow, ow, gun in my back pocket get off me.
*Itachi pulls her off and hands her the katana*
Aka: hey that took me hours to steal *fires gun at Itachi but misses and shoots one of Sasori's puppets*.
*runs off stage Sasori and calico following her you hear an explosion then they all come out*
Aka: what the fuck Deidara don't leave your exploding clay lying around you blew Tobi's arm off literally or killed him. *Tobi comes out with no blood coming from his dismember arm or where the arm use to be*
Tobi: *attacks Deidara* what the heck you trying to kill me?
Deidara: woo I thought you were a good boy.
Tobi: Tobi was a good boy but now he's a mad boy.
Aka:*tries shooting the gun upwards to quiet everyone but accidently shoots the light and the curtain catches on fire and sighs* Maybe I should leave firing guns to Calico? Man I'm dead meat I probably got to pay for the damage now. Ok they'll be a new one with hopefully an actual interview so they might be in cages for right now I better figure out how to get this fire out and make sure none of them are dead especially since we never introduced Kisame, Pein, Konan, Orochimaru, and Sasuke just to see what happens. Bye and please review I want to see how bad my first show sucked tune in next time.
*curtain closes but you can still hear voices*
Calico: *cough* there won't be a next time when I'm done with you.
Aka: yikes if you're going to be that way I'll get Ema and Madalin to help me *cough* and their only 11 and 4 well we better get out of here.
Calico: I hate it when you make sense.
Aka: you also hate it when I kiss Itachi but you don't see me stopping that anytime soon and I hate it when you talk about being pregnant with Gaara's kid so what's your point.
Calico: And the sense train just left the station known as your brain I'm gonna kill you for that.
*they both run off and its completely quiet*
Camera man: what that's all we had 10 more minutes man they suck OH wait it's on fire oh shit I better get out of here. THE END
*LOL I forgot how funny and random these were and you won't believe how many times I had to correct Deidara's name. Also if it ever says please rate sorry this is like a fixed version of them from my quizilla account. Oh yea if you want to read this from there or my Demon Ninja just PM me ask for my quizilla name in a review.