Harry was 17 and in his final year of Hogwarts. The warm muggy July weather was hanging over The Burrow. That night would change his life forever if he was not able to change it. He was making out with Ginny on the couch when Ron walked in. "Oh nice Harry." Ron said. "Go ahead and snogg my little sister." Ron walked off now with a grudge against Harry.
"What was that about?" Ginny asked.
"Ever since we found you making out with Dean last year in the secret passageway Ron has hated whoever makes out With you."
"And I still don't forgive the ass." Ginny said. They both started to make out again when Fleur walked into the room.
"'Arry!" she squealed. "What ar you doing with zis little girl?"
"Oh great." Ginny said. "It's Phlegm. Get lost Phlegm."
"Why do you call me zis name Phlegm Ginny?" Fleur asked.
"Never mind Phlegm." Ginny said. "Why don't you go kiss Ron some more."
"But I eez getting married to Bill just zis week." Fleur said.
"Yeah. So?" Ginny asked.
"You are a silly little girl, but you will look so preety in zis dress." Fleur said. She pointed to a picture that she was holding onto.
"Harry?" Ginny said. "Could you help me out here?"
"Sure Gin." Harry said. "Quietus." Fleur's voice instantly turned into a tiny little squeak that could come from nothing larger then a mouse.
"Thanks Harry." Ginny said. "I eez Fleur. I am part Veela. I am the prettiest girl in zi world!"
Harry laughed. "Good one Gin."
"GINERVA WEASLEY!" Mrs. Weasley yelled. Quickly Ginny got to her feet and started a conversation with Harry. "What did you do to Fleur?"
"Wasn't me mum." Ginny said. "You know I can't use magic outside of school."
"Fine." Mrs. Weasley said. "Harry. Could you be a dear and reverse the spell?" Harry nodded and preformed the counter spell.
"Thank you 'Arry." Fleur boomed.
"Holy!" Mrs. Weasley yelled. She swished her wand and Fleur's voice was back to normal.
"Thank you Mrs. Weezley." Fleur said. Mrs. Weasley ran out the door and Fleur blew Harry a kiss. Soon she left the room and left Harry and Ginny all alone.
"Is she coming on to me?" Harry said.
"Is she coming on to you?" Ginny said.
"I don't know." they both said at the same time. "Never mind." They continued to make out. Soon Mrs. Weasley called everyone for dinner and they came running to the table. Nobody could beat Mrs. Weasley's cooking. Nobody. Lucky enough for Harry he was sitting in between Ginny and Fleur.
"So 'Arry." Fleur started. "Are you excited about ze wedding?"
"Uh." Harry started. "I guess."
"You guess?" Fleur said. "Zere eez no 'I guess' in zis wedding."
"Come off it you stuck up little Veela." Ginny muttered.
"Take it easy Gin." Harry muttered back. "We don't want to get you into any trouble."
"I want to see Phlegm with a fat lip." Ginny muttered back.
"Peas Ginny?" Charlie asked.
"Sure Charlie." Ginny replied with a smile on her face. She took the peas and shoveled some onto her plate.
Soon dinner was done and an impromptu quidditch game. It was Harry, Ginny, Ron, and Fred against Bill, Charlie, George, and Hermione. Luckily enough Harry had brought a set of balls with. A quaffle, one bludger, and a snitch zoomed around a makeshift quidditch pitch. All they had to do was get Hermione out of her goal position and anyone could've scored. Soon Charlie and Harry were zooming after the snitch. Neck and neck, or so it seemed. Harry pulled up right before he hit the ground and pulled of the Wronski Feint. Charlie crashed into the ground and Mr. Weasley applauded at Harry's excellent Wronski Feint. He had never seen anybody do it since Viktor Krum back at the Quidditch World Cup. Harry had enough time to locate the snitch and grab it by the time Charlie was back in the air.
"Fun wasn't it?" Harry said landing on the ground snitch zooming around in his hand.
"For you and everyone else." Charlie said. "Even I loved the Wronski Feint. Mum even came rushing out when she saw us hurtling towards the ground. Guess she hasn't seen quidditch played for some time."
"Smashing Harry." Mr. Weasley said. "Simply smashing."
''Thanks Mr. Weasley." Harry said.
The sun soon set and it was time to go to bed. Harry had enough luck to end up sleeping in Ginny's room. An hour after Mrs. Weasley had finally gone to bed Harry jumped into Ginny's bed. "Night." Ginny said.
"Night." Harry replied. Soon Harry woke up to a extremely white room and sun light bursting through the windows. "Morning Gin."
"Morning 'Arry." said the girl beside him. But it was not Ginny. It was Fleur Delacour.
"What the?" Harry said. "Fleur? What are you doing here?"
"We just got married." Fleur said. "Don't you remember? Eet was a wonderful wedding."
"When did we get married again?" Harry asked.
"Why just last month." Fleur said. "We just got back from France. We were on our honeymoon. Eez there something wrong with you?"
"No." said Harry. "Just guess I forgot. Guess I just had too many drinks last night."
"But zat eez impossible." Fleur said. "You and I were having sex."
"Uh huh." Harry said. "I'm just dazed and confused."
"And we watched zat very movie last night." Fleur added. "It was very good. I can't believe American films are zat good."
"Ok." Harry said. "What else do you want to do?" He was freaked. If this was some sort of joke that was being played on him it was really working. He was freaked out and had no idea that he was in an alternate universe. Most things were the same except for the fact the he had met Fleur at Hogwarts and married her.
"How about we watch zis movie?" Fleur suggested. She was holding up a movie called Back door Sluts 9.
"How about we don't Fleur." Harry said. "How about we go get breakfast."
"Ok love." Fleur said. She kissed him and got out of bed. To Harry's surprise all she was wearing was her underpants. "So how eez your head?"
"Fine Fleur." Harry said. He was confused.
"But just last night you waz complaining about eet." Fleur said. Putting some makeup on.
"Guess it was just a small headache." Harry replied.
"Or maybe." Fleur started. "Eet was zee viagra!"
"Uh yeah." Harry lied. "Maybe that was it."
"Well." Fleur said. "What do you want for breakfast?"
"Uh." Harry said. "How about we go together and make breakfast?"
"Eet eez zee plan!" Fleur said excitedly. She pulled Harry out of bed and kissed him on the lips. Soon she sprang down the stairs Harry following behind and found Fleur pulling out some bread and eggs. Quickly she moved over to the frying pan and worked with the bacon. "DAMN IT!" She was burnt by the hot grease that flew out of the pan. She still wasn't wearing anything except for her underpants.
"Man she was hot." Harry thought. "No Harry. Snap out of it. You love Ginny. Not Fleur Delacour. Ginny Weasley." "Hey." Harry said walking over to her. "There's no need to cry." He wrapped himself around her. Her head in his chest and she was crying. "Come on Fleur. It's just a little grease burn." "She's flirting." he thought. "I can tell it. It's like back at The Burrow and all those other times. She's flirting with me. Wait. Why is she flirting when she already married me? She just did me last night. Well. I did her last night." Harry grinned and kissed her on her head. Ah her long blond hair. How he loved it. He ran his fingers through her hair and she stopped crying and looked up at him. He was 6' 3" and she was only 5' 6". He picked her up and she kissed him.
"Thank you 'Arry." Fleur said. "Zat really helped. I just wish there was something I could do for you."
"How about you walk around dressed like this whenever you're home and there's no company?"
"Eet eez a deal." Fleur said. Fleur continued to make breakfast and finally finished and set the table. Harry had no idea where he was and what was going on, but he liked it. And he hoped it would never change. Except for the fact that he would always miss Ginny. Forever.
A/N:More to come my readers. Harry will find out that he can go back to the universe where Fleur and Bill are getting married and he is dating Ginny. So don't leave. Stick around and enjoy the ride.