Chapter 1: Air Force One, Common Sense None

It was another day in Comic Book Limbo. Dumb Bunny was going around handing out flowers to its many inhabitants.

"Ughhhhh.. I can't wait to destroy that fool!" Slobo seethed.

"Y-You g-got any plans b-boss?" Fifty Sue asked.

"Yeah boss! We'll do our best!" Ten-Eyed Man nodded, eating a hot dog.

"Thanks guys. But we need to be patient, and an opportunity will show itself." Slobo chuckled.

"Hiiiiiii guys!" Dumb Bunny smiled, jogging over, causing Slobo's eye to twitch.

"What do you want, fool?!" Slobo glared.

"My name's Dumb Bunny actually. But anyways, I heard you need Air Force pilots. Can I join?!" Dumb Bunny smiled. Slobo opened his mouth to tell Dumb Bunny to go away, before he got to thinking about how dangerous being in the Air Force is.

"Oh sureeeeee. Meet whenever you're ready." Slobo cackled. Dumb Bunny cheered and skipped off.

"Durrrrr, why'd you do that boss?" Ten-Eyed Man asked in legitimate confusion.

"Because h-he has a p-plan, you dunce!" Fifty Sue eyerolled.

"Indeed. Come, come, my friends and minions, we have to make preparations. MWAHAHAHAHEEEEEEEEEE!" Slobo laughed maniacally.

Later…

Dumb Bunny and her other pals showed up in a field.

"These planes seem pretty rickety.." Mopee lamented nervously, poking the planes.

"Oh, I assure you they're safe." Slobo smiled. Everyone but Dumb Bunny glared at the mercenary.

"Ugh, not this jerk!" The Eraser muttered.

"Come on guys! Slobo's our friend!" Dumb Bunny pouted.

"He's always trying to kill us!" Comet the Super-Horse pointed out.

"Accidents!" Dumb Bunny scoffed. The others rolled their eyes.

"Now, Dumb Bunny, just get into this plane and everything will go great!" Slobo smiled, gesturing to the most rundown plane. Dumb Bunny saluted and flew around six times before landing.

"What the h-" Slobo ranted, kicking the plane in rage… causing it fall apart and crush him.

"Owww…" He groaned.

31 minutes later..

"OK, I need you to get into this gravity simulator!" Slobo smiled at Dumb Bunny, gesturing to a spinning device rigged with explosives in secret. Dumb Bunny cheered and got in.

"OOPS! Someone left their bomb!" She smiled, throwing the bombs at Slobo by accident. Slobo and his lackeys were then violently blown up.

"Owwwww.." The trio whimpered.

"OK, now I need you to run through this cave!" Slobo smiled, now heavily bandaged.

"Aye Aye!" Dumb Bunny smiled, doing as told twice.

"Wha- You stupid bears!" Slobo snapped into the cave. Dozens of bears snarled and surrounded him and his lackeys. The trio held up a Wile E. Coyote-eque "Gulp!" sign before getting brutally mauled.

Penny Plunderer, The Eraser, Dolphin, Ambush Bug and Sparky the Super-Cat laughed as the trio crawled off.

"Next time, Dumb Bunny! Next t-" Slobo began… before a trap he'd forgotten about punched him in the crotch. Slobo collapsed with a whimper, his lackeys carrying him off.

"Hey, did we get in?" Dumb Bunny asked.

"Nope." Penny Plunderer deadpanned, causing Dumb Bunny to pout. The others bought her smoothies, though, cheering her up.