Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight.
A/N – this is my first humor story so tell me what you think. My bff told me I should do this because of all my sarcasm. Hope you like!
BPOV
Oh. My. God. What is he thinking?!? I really can't see why Emmett is doing this, I mean, is he trying to act like a complete and total idiot? Whoops, I almost forgot, Emmett is a total idiot!
Sigh, sometimes I wish he wasn't my brother.
Uh oh, here he comes.
"Hey little sis what are you up to?"
"Ummm…. Nothing much how bout' you?"
"Same here. Soooo….. I was on the internet last night when I stumbled across something on Google. It was a list on how to act gangsta! So, are you interested?"
"Umm, interested in what," I asked annoyed.
"On being my partner in Gangsterism of course!"
"Oh, um I don't think so Em cause maybe I DON'T WANT TO MAKE A COMPLETE FOOL OF MYSELF"
"Well, I didn't know that you were that concerned about your image little sis."
"I'm not, but I also don't want to be someone like you who flaunts their stupidity everyday."
"Ouch, harsh, but if you don't want to do it then I guess I'll just do it by myself," he stated with a sorrowful glance downwards.
And with that he left. Leaving me feeling guilty for dissing him.
Honestly, I sometimes didn't see how Rose put up with him. I could barely stand being around him for five minutes when he was like this, let alone the entire day!
A/N so did you like? It's not great I know, but it's a start. It's not very funny cause I don't have a lot to work with write now but I'm open to suggestions so please feel free to make some. Thanks,
Ancientgreecerocks