This is Edward Gorey's The Gashlycrumb Tinies set to Harry Potter characters.
A/N: Okay. Please be kind. Haven't ever uploaded anything ever. Not at all. And so saying please don't judge this is the result of way to much boredom.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter if I did there would be way more GryffindorxSlytherin couples in the end.
A is for Avery who fell down the stairs.
B is for Bartie assaulted be bears.
C is for Cho who wasted away.
D is for Dumbledore thrown out of a sleigh.
E is for Erinie who choked on a peach.
F is for Filtch sucked dry by a leech.
G is for Ginny smothered under a rug.
H is for Harry done in by a thug.
I is for Ignotus who drowned in a lake.
J is for James who took lye by mistake.
K is for Katie who was struck with an axe.
L is for Lestrange who swallowed some tacks.
M is for Malfoy who was swept out to sea.
N is for Neville who died of ennui.
O is for Ollivander run through with an awl.
P is for Percy trampled flat in a brawl.
Q is for Quirrel who sank in a mire.
R is for Ron consumed by fire.
S is for Severus who parished of fits.
T is for Tonks who blew into bits.
U is for Umbridge who slipped down the drain.
V is for Voldemort squashed under a train.
W is for Wormtail embedded in ice.
X is for Xenophilius devoured by mice.
Y is for Yaxley whose head was knocked in.
Z is for Zabini who drank too much gin.