Haha I hope you all like it! This is just some pointless I wrote, if I get good feed back I'll write more 3
Shaunee
Alice
walks over to jasper and sits down next to him. Jasper is
staring blankly at the screen watching What Not To Wear. Alice
smiles hugely and jasper immediately knows she wants something.
"What do you want?" he asked monotone.
Alice smiled
"weeelll, can you make me an IM screen name thingy?" she
smiled cheesily.
Jasper rolled his eyes. "fine." he
sighed and got his laptop turning it on.
"thanks lovey!!"
she squealed as he clicked on the AIM icon.
"Okay, so first
what do you want your screen name to be?" he asked getting ready
to type
she thought for a moment "cUtEnCudDeLy101" she
smiled again.
Jasper suppressed a laugh and typed it in.
after
they finished Alice insisted that he make one. Eventually she made
every one in the house make one.
The next day Alice signs in
cUtEnCudDeLy101 signs into chat
room
Alice screeches! "WHY
ISNT ANYONE ON!!!!!! YOU ALL ARE LITTLE PIECES OF TURKEY
BREAD!!!"
Jasper is lying under the bed with rest of the
family "turkey bread? Yeah she's gone physco."
Rose
hit his arm. "She just wants to IM someone."
Emmett
pounded his fists on the ground "i know who she can talk to!"
he gets an evil smile on his face
the next day Alice
signs on
cUtEnCudDeLy101 signs
into chat room
cUtEnCudDeLy101:hello?
stripclubgirl55:
hello!
cUtEnCudDeLy101:
ohmigoshhh!! Someone is on!!!
Emmett
is laughing while typing on the other line
stripclubgirl55:
yup, and your name is Alice right
cUtEnCudDeLy101:
yeah!!! ohmigoshhh I can tell we're going to be best friends!!!
XD
stripclubgirl55:
I have a question for you
cUtEnCudDeLy101:
sure anything for my new best friend!!
stripclubgirl55:
is your refrigerator running?
Now
why on earth would my new beast friend want to know that? Of course
it was!! She thought
cUtEnCudDeLy101:
yeah, how come?
stripclubgirl55:
THEN YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stripclubgirl55
signs out
Wait, isn't
Emmett's favorite movie strip club girl? Alice
thought.
"EMMETTTT!!!!!"