I decided that, instead of having a lot of lists of one-shots, Todd and I should just make a big story with our one-shots in it. Of course, the idea isn't ours as there are loads of Klaine one-shot collections but, potayto-potarto is what I say irrelevantly. These one-shots are either what I (Belle) or my friend (Todd...who IS a girl) wrote and, if the A/N's at the beginning don't give it away, we'll sign our pen-name's at the bottom. This is my first ever Klaine one-shot so, please be kind. No flames but will allow Constructive Critictism :)

Name: Ducks
Rating: K
Summary: Blaine has a thing for ducks and Kurt doesn't know why.
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine (Klaine!)

"Blaine, why did we sneak out of school...to see ducks?" Kurt questioned his boyfriend as they stood by a pond in the local park.

"I like ducks." Blaine said simply.

Kurt was absolutely baffled by this. Only he could choose a guy who is supermegafoxyawesomehot and childish at the same time.

"Why?" The taller of the two finally asked as he saw the curly haired boy sit on the slightly damp grass.

"My legs are tired." Blaine replied in a somewhat confused voice.

"No, not that." The pale boy rolled his eyes, sitting next to his boyfriend. "I meant, why do you like ducks?"

"Because they're amazing creatures." The dark-haired boy said with an adorable smile on his face. "They are cute little birds who have life so easy. All they have to do is swim around and quack. Sometimes, I wanna be a duck. Or havea pet duck, at least."

Kurt's smile, which had developed when he saw the Warbler smile, faltered slightly. "You want a pet duck?" His voice was slightly higher than usual.

"Well, of course." The Dalton Academy student said in a serious voice, turning toward the green-eyed boy. "Why can't I have a pet duck?"

"You can, Blaine," Kurt said, wary of what he said, "Just that, your mom would get a bit pissed, wouldn't she?"

"Well, I was thinking..." The smaller boy looked down in a guilty sort of way before looking up, his hazel eyes making the puppy-dog look. "...That you can keep him?"

"What? You've already bought the duck?" Kurt exclaimed.

"Wait," Blaine looked like an excited child in Disneyland, "You can buy ducks?"

"Of course," The fashion-consious boy said, rolling his eyes, "How else would you get a domestic duck?"

"Well," Blaine blushed and Kurt took it into account on how cute he looked when he did, "I was hoping we'd catch one today. That's why I took you to the pond."

Kurt laughed before kissing his absolutely stupid boyfriend on the lips. "Oh, Blaine, you're an idiot but I love you anyway."

"Love you too Kurtsy-Wurtsy-Sugar-."

"- Don't." Kurt warned him harshly, kissing him again to shut him up.

Hope that went well. Sorry for the shortness.

Love:

~Belle from ToddAndBelle x