In case you need help identifying the characters:
BlueBlur- Sonic
PinkRose- Amy
UltimateForm- Shadow
MeanGreen- Scourge
PsycheGlow- Silver
SolDarkLord- Mephiles
One day, Sonic decides to make his own chatroom.
[Now entering BlueBlur]
BlueBlur: Cool, my own chatroom! Now I just wait until someone-
[Now entering PinkRose]
PinkRose: Hi Sonic! 3
BlueBlur: Huh? How do you know I'm Sonic?
PinkRose: I know you from a mile away! lol
BlueBlur: Oh, uh hey Amy.
PinkRose: So what have you been up to lately? I haven't seen you in a while.
BlueBlur: Ah…well…y'know-
[Now entering UltimateForm]
BlueBlur: Hello there Ultimate! Welcome to my chatroom!
UltimateForm: Ugh, to be honest I don't even know why I'm here.
PinkRose: Then leave. Me and Sonic were about to have a nice conversation before you came in.
UltimateForm: Sonic? Damn I knew I had a bad feeling about this.
BlueBlur: Haha, so it is Shadow! But please stay!
UltimateForm: Hmph, I don't have time for this hedgehog…
BlueBlur: But if you leave, I'll be stuck with Amy and-
PinkRose: And what's wrong with that huh!
BlueBlur: Wha-…uh nothing it's just…well
UltimateForm: Wait? Amy's here too? Never mind, I gotta see this.
PinkRose: So Shadow what have you been up to?
UltimateForm: Well I lost my damn emerald again, but this time I think someone stole it.
BlueBlur: Who do ya think did it?
[Now entering MeanGreen]
MeanGreen: Sup peeps, Scourge in the house!
PinkRose: Well you wasted no time introducing yourself…
MeanGreen: Just logging in to say I finally got my own laptop!
UltimateForm: What are people in your dimension too poor to afford one? Hahaha.
MeanGreen: You shut your trap loser!
BlueBlur: Of course you have to be the one to ruin my chatroom.
MeanGreen: This is your chat? No wonder it has so many losers.
PinkRose: No one wants you here anyway!
MeanGreen: Perfect, then I'm gonna stay just to get on everyone's nerves. Hahaha
PinkRose: Like a troll?
MeanGreen: A what?
[Now entering PsycheGlow]
PsycheGlow: Hello everyone. Nice chat you have here. Can I join?
MeanGreen: You already joined nimrod.
PsycheGlow: No need to be rude.
BlueBlur: Don't worry about him. That's just my wannabe-cool faker, Scourge.
PsycheGlow: Scourge? Then you must be Sonic. It's me Silver!
UltimateForm: I remember you. You're the whiny brat who's always shouting "The Iblis Trigger!"
PsycheGlow: But that was the past. I'm a lot better now.
UltimateForm: Yea, after I knocked some sense into your head.
BlueBlur: Oooohh, Shadow that's messed up.
MeanGreen: Buuuuurrrrn!
PinkRose: Leave him alone!
PsycheGlow: That's not fair, you cheated by using Chaos Control.
UltimateForm: That's what happens when you oppose me.
MeanGreen: I can oppose you all I want, Emo-hog.
UltimateForm: I don't care about you. You're a fake anyways.
MeanGreen: Your mom.
UltimateForm: I don't have a mom.
MeanGreen: Exactly.
UltimateForm: That doesn't make any sense.
BlueBlur: Alright, alright. Let's just all agree that you're both fakes, okay?
MeanGreen: No one asked you, blue.
[Now entering SolDarkLord]
SolDarkLord: Mwahaha, I have arrived mortals.
PsycheGlow: It's Mephiles!
SolDarkLord: What? I didn't even mention my name.
PsycheGlow: You sound evil. You gave yourself away.
SolDarkLord: I guess I'll have to work on that…
MeanGreen: Hey, hey! Who's the newbie?
SolDarkLord: I am Mephiles. Mephiles the Dark.
PinkRose: No really? Silver just said that!
MeanGreen: I meant WHO is he!
PinkRose: He's just an evil blob who copied Shadow's shadow and became a live shadow.
MeanGreen: Wha?
UltimateForm: I have my own evil clone.
MeanGreen: No way! Hey you Shadow clone!
SolDarkLord: It's Mephiles! Get it right or I'll destroy you from where I stand.
MeanGreen: Yea, yea Mephy. So anyways you and me should totally team up to kill Shadow and Sonic!
SolDarkLord: And why should I?
MeanGreen: Because I'm evil too!
SolDarkLord: I work alone.
MeanGreen: Aww, don't be like that…
PinkRose: You're an idiot Scourge. Why talk about how you're going to kill Sonic if this is HIS freaking chatroom?
MeanGreen: It's not like I'm being specific about the plan.
SolDarkLord: It doesn't matter since you're likely too weak to work with.
MeanGreen: What if I gave you a Chaos Emerald?
PsycheGlow: What! No you idiot! He'll destroy the whole universe!
SolDarkLord: Hmm…go on.
BlueBlur: Y'know Scourge, Mephiles will probably trick you like he did Silver.
MeanGreen: Please, no one can outsmart me!
BlueBlur: Oh really?
MeanGreen: Hell yea. Like how I broke into some sucker's house to get this emerald.
UltimateForm: What? Whose house was it?
MeanGreen: Psh, like I care. It had pictures of some blonde human girl in it I know that.
UltimateForm: So it was YOU!
MeanGreen: Huh?
UltimateForm: I've been looking for that damn thing all day! I'm going to KILL YOU!
MeanGreen: You gotta catch me first! Hahaha.
[UltimateForm has left the chatroom]
MeanGreen: Ah well. So like I was saying-
[MeanGreen has forcefully left the chatroom]
PinkRose: Finally!
BlueBlur: You get 'em Shadow!
PsycheGlow: Well now that he's finally gone, we can all have a nice chat.
SolDarkLord: But of course. A nice conversation about destruction and chaos.
PsycheGlow: Mephiles, you better not be planning anything.
SolDarkLord: Oh no. I've learned my lesson and have reformed. I'm just reminiscing about the good old days.
PinkRose: You? A good guy now? That's hard to believe! You killed Sonic for Pete's sake!
SolDarkLord: But at least he's better.
BlueBlur: I had to get stitches for that.
SolDarkLord: Liar! There was no blood!
BlueBlur: Well if you're so good now, what are you doing?
SolDarkLord: I'm working at a gas station. I must say that me and a gas station is a perfect match. Hehehe.
PinkRose: What's that suppose to mean?
SolDarkLord: Oh nothing at all. Nothing at all.
PsycheGlow: Hmm.
SolDarkLord: Well I have to go. My job starts today and I don't want to be late. I have a feeling it's going to be a blast.
[SolDarkLord has left the chatroom]
BlueBlur: Well I guess it's just us three now.
PinkRose: I don't see what's so exciting about working at a gas station. That Mephiles is a real weirdo.
PsycheGlow: OH NO! I HAVE TO STOP HIM!
PinkRose: Calm down Silver. All he's doing is pumping gas. What's the harm?
PsycheGlow: I know he's up to something! I gotta go guys.
[PsycheGlow has frantically left the chatroom]
BlueBlur: That kid…Well looks like it's just you and me again Amy.
PinkRose: OH MY GOD! THIS IS HORRIBLE!
BlueBlur: Uh…is that a bad thing now?
PinkRose: Not that. There was a huge explosion in town!
BlueBlur: Oh boy…I'm thinking Silver was right.
PinkRose: And you know what else? I think the blast is headed this way!
BlueBlur: What? Where are you right now?
PinkRose: I'm at-
[PinkRose has disconnected]
BlueBlur: Oh no. I don't even where the blast is. What if it-
[BlueBlur has disconnected]