Seven days of Hell

A/N: YOSH! This is my first fanfic so it might be a little dry and I'm gonna need tons of help with ideas and stuff. I'm trying to work on my writing skills so further on the chapters will be a lot better. Thanks 4 reading!

Sasuke was a changed man. Oh yes. He was a changed man. The stone cold teme we used to know was almost reduced to tears by the dope. THE dope happened to be a loud, blonde; pervert-in-training that went be the name of Uzumaki Naruto. Right now, Sasuke wanted nothing better than to Katon: Gokakyuu no justu that dobe into fox jerky. We all no sasuke was a pro angster but at this moment gaara couldn't compare his angst ness. If there was anyone to blame this whole idea on it would have to be rock lee. The beautiful green beast was going down! If lee hadn't challenged (shudders) Hyuuga Neji, Naruto wouldn't be inspired by the fight. Hmm.. As much as he hated him, sasuke would have to think twice about fighting neji. Heck, if Hinata hadn't been in the main house, neji wouldn't have been such a bastard, and lee wouldn't have challenged him. So he was adding hinata to his mental checklist. Crap, if it weren't for itachi he wouldn't have met naruto at ALL. How dare itachi put him through such hell! Was it him or were half the males in konoha trying to destroy him. And the entire female population of konoha was out to get him. Sigh. Sakura and Ino might get their wish, all because naruto told him to. (flashback)

"NEJI!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF YOUTH!! (No guessing who that is… its shino! jk) " Lee fighting you would be pointless, it is my fate to be genius as it is your fate to be loser. There is no mistaking that." The poor hyuuga looked all emotionless on the outside but his insides were screaming bloody murder. He wanted to gentle fist Lee into sand country sooo badly. But he'd get an earful from Gai-sensei about how destroying youthful flames was wrong. He'll kill lee later right now he was focused on naruto who was spying them from behind some bushes. Or course neji knew he was there because well, he was HYUUGA NEJI and he knew everything. " Sugoi!" For the first time in Naruto's life he was taking..NOTES, on how to bother people's rivals. The fact that he was plotting something evil wasn't surprising because he was a former prankster and besides, he was running out of ideas for sasuke. If lee could get the all mighty neji to fight him by using annoyance then he could get sasuke to do something by using the same concept.

Well foxes aren't sneaky for nothing.

(End flashback)

Sasuke had just finished running away from crazy fangirls when he heard his name being called. "Sasuke teme!" great THE dobe, he didn't have time for this. But since naruto (he would never admit it) was his best friend he let him catch up. "Sasuke teme I challenge you to a dare!" Who did the dobe think he was challenging the survivor uchiha to such nonsense? "No." Of course naruto being naruto wasn't about to give up he was far from it. " Oooo is Sasuke scared? This is an insult to your uchiha pride!" A huge fox like grin spread across naruto's face as he watched sasuke go rigid. One more should do it! (Episode 101 remake?) How can you expect to defeat itachi if you can't take on a single dare?" That got him, in one swift movement sasuke was right next to naruto. "Tell me… what's the dare?" naruto's inside were bursting; he wanted to laugh soo badly. "You have to go out with sakura-chan and Ino for a week".

Kami Sama was laughing at him.

A/N: Okie dokie that chapter 1!!!!! Review! I'm paranoid about whether it's good or not so I need nice looong reviews. Or I'll have neji-kun eat you.

Teme- bastard

Sogoui- wow! Amazing (etc)

Kami Sama – god

I want at least 5 reviews in at least three days. If I get that then Gaara will give you a cookie.

Ja ne!