DOOMཀ AND THE DEATH OF A MARY SUEཀ
Read if you want crack to pour out of your head.
It was a dark, semi-cold night on November 1st, Dia de los Muertos. It was on this night that a girl could be seen huddling in front of her computer, forgotten homework lying about and half eaten chocolate bar molded to the keyboard. The girl was typing feverishly:
'It was a dark and evil night when a girl with flaming red hair burst into the gaangs campཀ1ཀཀཀ1 The girl cackled, her perfect body quivering with excitement. All of a sudden the forest bust into flames and the fire shot out of the fire and fire with fire and fire fire FIREཀ
Aang screamed. "FIREཀ"
Katara screamed, "FIREཀ"
Sokka screamed, "FIREཀ"
Toph screamed, "SHUT THE F UPཀ"
The girl screamed, "FIRE AND FIRE AND FIREཀ"
Oh screw thisཀ'
Just then the typist laughed murderously, planing how she would jump into the computer and make this story become realཀ Jumping out of her chair, she readied herself and charged into the computer. Her head hit the monitor and... she died.
No one mourned for her at her funeral and the story was discontinued with no ending.
EVERYBODY WINSཀ