"You old man, die already!" the 85 year old Sasuke bellowed, swinging his cane in the air already.
"Oh, shut, you old bag!" the 90 year old Itachi replied, annoyed, wheezing at his quick speaking. He leaned on his cane.
A cane raised once again. A loud crack was heard. An old man fell to the ground. The other old man screamed out in excitement. He finally got his revenge.
"That's for what you did to our family," the proud old man said to the dead old man on the ground.
His heart beated slowly.
"Oh dear, I forgot to restore the Uchiha clan," the 85 year old said. He fell to the ground from a heart attack.
After 77 years, the 85 year old Uchiha Sasuke got revenge and killed his brother, 90 year old Uchiha Itahci, with a whack of a cane, but alas, all was failed at the end. Sasuke had forgotten the important thing he should've done long ago, restore the clan.
And both brothers died on that day, one from getting whacked by a cane, and the other died by a heart attack from realizing he forgot to restore the clan, which is humurous to some, but sad to the others.
An alas, I was bored and random. Leave a review if you would like. I thought this was funny when I came up with it.