Interview with Lead

So, Lead, where shall we start?

Lead: Anywhere you like!

I am curious to know about your relationships with the others in your organization.

Lead: Oh... hahahaha... We don't exactly call it an organization.

Oh, what then?

Lead: Ha ha ha haaa... Hey, you know what? I'm hungryyy!

I'm sorry, but we don't have any food here. But we do have some drinks. Here, would you like some hot chocolate?

Lead: Yes... Hot chocolate would be good! *slurps the drink* There's just a little too much sugar in here. Less sugar. That would taste a lot better.

I will... keep that in mind. So, may we resume our interview?

Lead: Oh, yes. Do proceed.

I was just asking you about your relationships with-

Lead: Yes, yes, with the others. Let's start with Gold. There isn't much about that guy. Let's see... Jet. Ah yes, Jet. She's pretty close to me. She has a thing for Steel. She talks to me about it, about him often.

A thing?

Lead: Likes him. Loves him. Get the idea? And Steel by the way, always cool, that man. Always cool. Never goes out of focus. But he keeps going around freezing stuff without his insulation. Which, if you don't yet know, is me. Absolute zero, man. That thing could seriously kill. I thought someone like him would know better. Not saying that he doesn't know his stuff well, of course. Wait, where was I? Oh yes, next is Diamond. Sparkling. Gorgeous. Can't get enough of... Wait, did I just miss out Copper? Now I think I know why Steel says I need to be more organized...

Lead, you don't have to tell me about everyone.

Lead: Okay, that's nice to know. That would probably save you a lot of time.

Yes, definitely. After all, time's very important to you, isn't it?

Lead: Ha ha ha haaa... Not in your sense. But yes, time is very important to us.

And... Is there anyone else you wish to talk about?

Lead: Not reallyyy... Everyone else is boring... Ahhh yes... There's my favorite cook.

Yes, I was waiting for you to get to her.

Lead: Sapphire came later than most of us, but man, does she learn fast. Especially her cooking. That girl learnt to bake the perfect cake in less than thirty minutes. I looove her food.

That's good. I would love to try it some day. Oh yes, Lead, I've heard that you're a door opener.

Lead: Door opener? What door opener?

You can open doors by bringing them off their hinges.

Lead: Ha ha ha ha ha... So that's what you call me, a door opener. Ha ha ha ha haa...

I certainly hope I didn't offend you.

Lead: HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA...

Uh... Lead? I think it's about time to conclude our session. It's nice... getting to know you.

Lead: Ha ha ha ha... Do you have cake?

End of interview. Next up... Silver!