The Tale of Chelsea the Fgod

by jessyjessyjessy

Edward the school player who often mistakes himself for chuck bass falls in love with a random girl called chelsea... WHO IS SHE? and more importantly who is her mysterious friend jess? caution possible jobro refrences

1. Chapter 1

It all started when Chelsea walked into the room. Her delicious scent filled my earflies and made me scream in hungeryness. I couldn't believe she had this effect on me... because I was Chuck Bass – I mean Edward Cullen. Same diff.

I turned back to Chelsea. She stood there with her friends/lesbian lovers Emily and Jess – both irresistibly sexy and edible... so I turned to my BFFL Phillis and through a mandarin at him and his weird yr 12 gf.

I strode toward Chelsea and made out and tried to take off her dress while looking like Jason Mraz but she was like "NO I cannot I love someone called Phillis you may know him... I cannot elope with you and go to LA!" But then I saw Jess and she was like SEX ON LEGS so I fucked her on the bench and then we got married in vegas and wrote essays about each other in minvans. BUT THEN I WOKE UP AND IT WAS ALL A DREAM! I have the wedding ring to prove it :D.

LOL JK I fucked jess real good because she's like awesome and so is emily because she joined in.... and jason mraz TAKE YOUR HAT OFF