A/N: Don't own! Small drabble I wrote for a fill out thing and found it hilarious! So ya it is between China and Germany with some Russia and Prussia. Warning: food fight and one inside joke.
The meeting had just begun. They had all been assigned new seats leaving one side of the table with China and Germany, with Russia and Prussia between them. After the meeting all four nations are famished and Russia and Prussia convince the two uptight nations to go out drinking with them. When they reach the bar China suddenly finds himself being almost forced to down vodka while Germany shares the equal fate only with beer.
It wasn't too long after the four had arrived at the bar that Germany and China suddenly found themselves alone as the Russian and the Prussian has disappeared somewhere. "I want some rice!" China suddenly exclaimed. "Ya well potatoes are better!" Germany exclaimed back slamming his, what was it now, 12th beer on the counter. China threw his sake cup (he had switched from vodka at some point) over his shoulder and shouted, "Rice!" Germany appropriately responded, "Potatoes!"
"Rice!"
"Potatoes!"
"Rice!"
"Potatoes!"
"Ya well you're a potato!"
"Ya well you're.......rice!"
The two start at it again.
"Rice!"
Potatoes!"
Prussia jumps in, "Chicken Tenders!"
Russia follows with, "White Wice!" (inside joke with the chicken tenders)
The two soon find potatoes and rice being chucked at their faces.
Next Morning-
The meeting began. Tension seemed high on the China/Russia/Prussia/Germany side of the table, the four countries refusing to look at each other. Prussia suddenly turned to them and said, "Want to go drinking?" only to find himself knocked out cold.