Character Conversations: Diego (Again)
Tigey Wigey: Diego, come on, I don't have any water on me!
*Diego suspiciously walks into room*
Diego: You better not.
Tigey Wigey: I swear, no water!
Diego: Good.
Tigey Wigey: So... in the first Character Conversation with you, we kind of got off on the wrong hand... or in your case, paw... but that was the first time I ever tried a Character Conversation, so I was kind of testing it out... Besides, we humans love seeing others harmlessly suffer.
Diego: Your species is messed up, you know that?
Tigey Wigey: Yeah, I know... So, uh... how 'bout we start fresh again? Pretend I never tortured you with water or asked if I could pour lava on you, 'kay?
Diego: Fine. So... what's the whole point of this?
Tigey Wigey: It's simple. I ask questions and you answer them.
Diego: Alright...
Tigey Wigey: So, uh... All my life, I've always wanted to be a wild feline... What's it like to be one?
Diego: I love being a sabre. You're on top of the food chain, you can hunt all you want, you get to sleep in trees... it's pretty nice.
Tigey Wigey: You don't always catch food though, right?
Diego: No, you don't catch prey that often, but that's what makes life exciting. You don't get food handed to you three times a day, so your survival depends on what you do.
Tigey Wigey: That's what I love about being wild! I'm so bored all the time...
Diego: No kidding. You're so bored you've become obsessed with a computer-animated fictional character.
Tigey Wigey: I know... but that fictional character's awesome!
Diego: Huh, really? I... uh... hehe...
Tigey Wigey: Haha, yeah... and apparently a lot of other people think so, too. I think most recent stories are about Buck, but you're definitely second!
Diego: Cool...
Tigey Wigey: Alright, back to business... So, Diego, what's your favorite color?
Diego: Green.
Tigey Wigey: What's your favorite hobby?
Diego: Surviving, I guess...
Tigey Wigey: Favorite sport?
Diego: Hunting.
Tigey Wigey: Favorite time of day?
Diego: Nighttime.
Tigey Wigey: Favorite animal? No, wait, that's obvious... Favorite food?
Diego: ...*looks at ground*...Mammoth meat...
Manny/Ellie/Peaches: Hey!
Diego: I wouldn't eat you, though...
Tigey Wigey: Mammoths... go away. Go... give Sid a bath, or something...
*Mammoths leave*
Tigey Wigey: Favorite saying?
Diego: "Shut up, Sid."
Tigey Wigey: Ooh, I like that! Favorite... uh... what other favorites are there? Favorite...word...?
Diego: Predator.
Tigey Wigey: Favorite... uh, favorite... game?
Diego: Tag.
Tigey Wigey: Favorite... Ooh, favorite mythical creature?
Diego: Crocodile.
Tigey Wigey: ...Crocodile? But those exist...
Diego: What? Really?
*Tigey Wigey nods head*
Diego: Oh.
Tigey Wigey: Alright, so... wanna see something cool?
Diego: Sure...
*Tigey Wigey brings out diet Coke bottle and some mentos*
Diego: That's not... What is that?
Tigey Wigey: It's Coke. You drop these mento things in it and it explodes!
Diego: It's not water?
Tigey Wigey: No, it's not. Okay, come here.
*Tigey Wigey leads Diego outside*
Tigey Wigey: Okay, stand back...
*Tigey Wigey puts Coke bottle on ground, unscrews cap, drops mentos in, then steps back a few feet*
*Coke bottle erupts*
Diego: That's so cool!
Tigey Wigey: Ain't it?
*Coke bottle stops*
Tigey Wigey: Ha, I just had to show ya that!
Diego: Yeah...
Tigey Wigey: Okay, so... That's all we have time for, so, bye!
*Tigey Wigey walks away*
Diego: Hey, the thing's still running!
Tigey Wigey: Oh, it is?
*Tigey Wigey walks back*
Tigey Wigey: Oh, yeah...
*Tigey Wigey pushes button*
tIGEY wIGEY: tHERE, IT'S OFF!
dIEGO: nO, IT'S NOT, YOU PRESSED THE cAPS lOCK BUTTON. pRESS THE BUTTON THAT SAYS, "oN/oFF"
tIGEY wIGEY: hA, YOUR NAME LOOKS FUNNY WITH THE cAPS lOCK ON!
dIEGO: jUST TURN THE THING OFF...
tIGEY wIGEY: fINE... Esta bien, esta apagado ahora...
Diego: Que es el boton de espaniol!
Tigey Wigey: Lo siento... !lamron ot kcaB !erehT
!nottub sdrawkcab eht s'tahT :ogeiD
*Tigey Wigey presses another button*
Is it off? Oh, it's finally off! Whew!
Manny: Mammoth meat? Really?
Diego: Not my fault your species tastes good...
Sid: Manny, you should be honored, you taste good! How do I taste, Diego?
Diego: I've had a sloth before...
Sid: ... and...?
Diego: It was terrible.
Sid: Aw...
Diego: But don't think I won't eat you if you keep talking all the time!
*Diego and Manny snicker*
*Sid frowns*
Tigey Wigey: Diego, you're not eating Sid... not now, anyway.
Please review or Diego will eat Sid!
Sid: ... PLEASE!