A/N: This fic was written by, not only me but, sesshy-stalker-kendra and kyeira-chan during a creative writing class we all took when the teacher assigned us a round-robin like piece.

Warning - CRACK! … And nothing but.

Rating – PG

Pairings – Gai/Deidara/Orochimaru…o_O

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The Youthful Crack Fic!

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Gai's POV

It was dark…Very dark.

Someone was touching my thigh.

Wait…What?

"Deidara! Let go of my thigh! How could you do such an unyouthful thing to my beautiful body?!?"

"Gai, that isn't me,un…"

"…"

"Hello, Gai-kun." A slithery voice spoke up.

"Gah!!!" Oops, Deidara is scared.

"You! The ever unyouthful Pedo! Orochimaru!" I hollered. "Why are here in this dank, dark cave of cramped and limited space!"

"Why are you in this dank, dark cave of cramped and limited space?" Orochimaru countered, arms crossed, though the feeling of touch still occurred. "Gai-kun, why does it bother you when I touch you? You weren't complaining last night. In fact, you hated me when I tried to stop."

Orochimaru chuckled, and continued to leave his hand on my thigh, slowly moving it up. Deidara, who was across the small space, sat up against the wall, with two huge eyes on the scene before him, and a smile upon his face.

Deidara started to laugh, then stopped suddenly.

"Wait, I want to join, un!"

Deidara crawled over and glomped both of us.

"Deidara, you fool! We can't do this in a dank, dark cave of cramped and limited space! Wait until we get out of here!" Orochimaru hissed. (hehe)

"But, my unyouthful friend! I wanted to do it now!" I pouted

"Damn, Gai." Orochimaru said, wide-eyed. "You really want us, don't you? How…unyouthful of you."

As soon as the words left his mouth, he clasped his hands over his lips.

"I didn't mean it, Gai! Truly!" He proceeded to embrace me tightly.

I glared at him, "Get off me you unyouthful person." Deidara laughed nervously and tried to escape but failed. All he managed to do was get even more tangled around us.

Orochimaru flailed around until a light appeared above them, the hole they had falling into was now uncovered.

Kakashi's masked face appeared above us and he eye-smiled down.

"Gai, my, my. What a position you are in."

"Get me out of here, my Eternal Rival!"

"Bye, bye, Gai, un."

"Since I am a so wanted as a missing-nin, I will leave you all now."

With that the three of us separated

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A/N: Thanks for reading! Oh! And please don't comment on any structure or grammar or any other mistakes that I know are in here. This is a crack fic and, as such, I don't care too much about how nothing really makes sense.

Please, R&R and don't forget to at least laugh at the ridiculousness of it all.