This is my first fanfiction so be nice! I don't own PJO. All flames go to Leo or are used to make cookies for good reviewers! (:::) Look at all those chocolate chips! And the song I used is Payphone by Maroon 5. I don't own that either, but I do love it. The second song is I'm Sexy and I Know it by LMFAO. Again, I don't own it. Ok enough talking. Or writing. Typing? Whatever. To the story!
Reunion
Annabeth POV
Annabeth was sitting in the Argo II hovering over the roman camp worrying. Ever since Percy had gone missing she'd been worrying. Now the day had finally come when she would see him again. What if he had a new girlfriend? What if he didn't remember her? What if he was- dare she say it- dead? No, this was Percy Jackson she was talking about. He would remember her. She got up and walked to the control room. Leo was standing there flirting with Thalia, while Thalia was trying not to punch Leo. She'd already beat him up, and warned him, then beat him up again. "Oh, come on Thals! I'll play you another love song!" I'm at a payphone trying to call home all of my change I spent on you, where have the times gone baby it's all wrong- Annabeth couldn't take it anymore. "LEO!" "AAH!" Came his startled reply. "Woaah Annabeth, someone's a little-""Turn it off!'' Annabeth glared daggers at him. If Annabeth hasn't glared at you, you've never experienced pure terror. "O-ok Annab-beth." The music stopped. "Put us down." Annabeth said.
Percy POV
"The Greeks are landing! The Greeks are landing!" "Shut up Octavian." Percy said. He was sick and tired of Octavian's constant screaming about the Greeks. That was when the ship landed. The first person to step out was some roman boy, by the looks of it. The romans started cheering and Percy realized that this was the old praetor. Then came Annabeth, a Latino boy who looked kind of like an elf, and a pretty girl. The girl must have been an Aphrodite girl. Annabeth jumped off the ship and ran straight to Percy. "Hi." Percy said. Annabeth kicked Percy in the spot no guy would like to be kicked in. The she slapped him across the face and pushed Percy to the ground. When Percy got up he said "What the heck Annabeth!" A/N: This is my favorite part. Her reply was, "I love you Percy."Then she kicked him in the spot again and turned into a unicorn and flew away. Leo pulled out a bag of skittles and ate 2 and started running around throwing hammers all over the place screaming, "What a pretty little egg! My daddy is a skittle!" The romans stopped cheering for Jason and pulled out spears and threw them at Jason. He got speared and fell over. His final words were, "Buy me an ice cream." Percy ran into the Argo II and put on I'm Sexy and I Know it. He ran back out, pulled off his shirt, and started dancing. Piper just fainted from how horrible Percy's dancing was and also because of how hot he was. Frank just stood there mortified, while Hazel joined in, pulling out gold blocks and riding around on Arion screaming, "I'm from Texas!" No offense if you're from Texas. Annabeth fell from the sky and started pooping out mini eggs and barfing rainbows. The gods came and started a dance party while Plankton from SpongeBob started destroying stuff with his death ray. Kronos came and sliced Percy's head off and then he sat down and started doing yoga. The dance party got too extreme and the gods blew up, releasing so much energy that it destroyed the world. Chaos came and screamed, "That was my favorite planet!" Then he got so angry that he blew up the universe and died.
Happy April Fools! Even though it's not April Fools!
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