My Girlfriend is a Stripper!
By: Cielle's Amour
AkixHamu, ShinjixHamu
So I took a nap this one afternoon and I had a dream about being a stripper and seducing Akihiko. Unfortunately, my mom woke me up and I couldn't finish that awesome dream -cry-
So I've decided to make a fanfic out of this (replace me with Hamuko of course).
Oh by the way, this story is NOT CANON. So…no shadows, midnight hour, MC death, etc. just simple, ordinary life, yuuuup. And-also-they're-in-college weeeee.
Also, I know a lot of you want me to continue The Group Date and H.C.S. and I am! (I'm a quarter into the 5th chapter o3o)
Well anyways without further ado, I bring you a new story (because I get distracted veeery easily).
Neon lights flared onto a silver-haired man's face as he looked on in a daze of uneasiness. Akihiko turned towards his so-called-friend, Junpei, and raised an eyebrow. Junpei laughed and placed a hand on the other man's shoulder, "Hey, don't look so nervous! We're here to have fun!"
Akihiko slumped forwards and sighed. He wished he hadn't told Junpei that he was depressed about losing that boxing match. That god damn boxing match…
A tall man with long brown hair looked at Akihiko and snorted. "Aki, sometimes we win, sometimes we lose. We just have to deal with it. Don't beat yourself down on it." The silver-haired man still looked down in disappointment and brought a hand to his hair.
"Shinji…I wish I could stop beating myself down, but it's hard…" Akihiko looked up towards the neon lights again and groaned in disapproval.
Junpei was jumping up and down, waiting for both Akihiko and Shinjiro to go inside the building. "Come on, come on, come on! Let's cheer Akihiko-senpai with some beautiful babes!" The man with the cap had such bright twinkles in his eyes that it made both his senpais scoff.
Shinjiro ruffled his hair with his hand and nodded. "Alright, let's just get this over with. The sooner this is done, the sooner I can go to sleep."
Junpei laughed and lightly punched the brunette on the arm. "That's the spirit! Now let's go enjoy the strip club!" Junpei, thrilled, pushed the other two men into the building quickly.
A hostess with short white hair in the front saw the three men and welcomed them with a smile. "Welcome to the Velvet Room[1].Today from 8PM-10PM, admission is free. If you decide to stay in here past 10PM, you will need to pay. If you would like to exchange your money into one dollar bills, the table is over to your right." As she said that, she pointed to a table towards the men's right and continued talking. "There will be a man in charge of the register who will give you your bills. Thank you for coming to the Velvet Room." Afterwards, she bowed politely to the three men.
Akihiko whispered into Junpei's ear, "Hey, do you even have that much money?" The man in the cap rubbed his goatee and laughed with an innocent expression.
Shinjiro sighed and pulled out his wallet. "Come on you two, let's go."
Junpei held up his arms up high in gratitude. "Yay! We can always count on Shinji!"
The brusque brunette gave the man in the cap a glare and growled, "Don't get so casual with me…"
Junpei squeaked a 'sorry' and made his way towards the table. The other two followed him and proceeded to exchange their money. The man, who also had white hair and dashing good looks, smiled. "You gentlemen came at a good time. It should be one of our newer performer's show next and she is indeed beautiful. Make yourself comfortable in one of our seats and order a drink. Enjoy the show." He bowed towards his customers and directed his hand towards the seating.
Junpei was jumping up and down frantically again as they made their way to a table. "Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!" He had such a wide smile compared to the other two who had such bored expressions on their looks.
Akihiko looked towards his kouhai and asked, "Hey Junpei…you didn't just use my depression as a way to coming to a strip club, did you?"
Junpei shifted his eyes from left to right and saw a waitress. "Excuse me, miss! We need some drinks here!" The silver-haired man sighed knowing that it was exactly the case.
The waitress hurried over to the men and asked, "I'll need to see your ID please." Both Akihiko and Shinjiro gave the waitress their IDs to confirm that they were legal to drink, but Junpei wasn't quite that age yet. The waitress smiled at the two men (whom thought they were pretty attractive) and turned towards the last man.
Junpei frowned. "Sorry, I won't be drinking tonight."
The waitress smiled and said, "Oh you're DD, that's very responsible of you tee-hee."
Junpei shifted his eyes left and right again. "Yah…DD…that's what I am…ha…ha." Both the silver-haired man and the brunette gave him un-amused looks.
The waitress then turned towards the other two and asked which drinks they would like to have. Akihiko asked for tequila and Shinjiro asked for coffee. The waitress shook her head and informed him they did not serve coffee, and they only had a bar. Disappointed, Shinjiro ordered simple vodka instead.
Junpei looked around the moderately packed room with an energized expression. "Oh man! How excited are you guys!" Not caring for the other two men's expression, he scanned the room and saw the strippers on stage. "Hey, let's get one to do a lap dance for Akihiko-senpai!"
The silver-haired man's eyes widened in horror and protested furiously. Ignoring his senpai, the man in the cap was about to call for a stripper until the speakers in the room blared out. "Tonight, we have a lustrous stripper waiting to show you her naked body! She's sexy, she's cute, and to top it off, she has an amazing bod! We present to you Lilith[2]!"
As soon as the speakers died out, it was replaced with upbeat techno music. Lights shined throughout the stage and centered towards the middle. Men in the audience hollered in excitement, awaiting the woman to arrive.
Junpei joined the other men in the hollering, while the other two gulped down their shots wishing this whole event would end. The clacking of heels was heard on stage and the men immediately turned their heads to the center of the stage.
She had wide red eyes, a petite nose, and luscious lips all in a small face. Her auburn hair, adorned with a white rose, was cascaded down in wavy strands which sensuously covered her shoulders. Her outfit left nothing to the imagination—a silver bikini that barely even covered her nipples and hung low on her nether region, and a white fur scarf around her neck. She was decorated with shiny jewelry on her arms and wore white lace thigh-high socks that accentuated her beautiful pale legs. She clanked every time she walked with her silver 5-inch pleaser heels as she walked towards the front of the stage.
The audience roared as she nervously approached the pole. She gave a tense smile and spun around the pole once before she slid down sensuously with her long legs up in the air. She gracefully hung to the pole and spun again and untied the ribbons of her top bikini. The white fur scarf was still loosely covering her nipples as her bikini top dropped to the stage floor.
Men were yelling in excitement at what a tease she was as they placed bills into her bottom bikini and into her thigh-highs. The auburn-haired girl spun around some more shifting her scarf, letting the audience see her plump breasts.
All in this while, Junpei was drooling and had his eyes fixated the whole time. The other two men blushed and couldn't find the nerves to even glance towards her. They ended up ordering more drinks for the time to pass by faster.
She slid down the pole sensuously one last time before the speakers blared out again. "Give it up to our new performer, Lilith!" The audience hollered again, and then proceeded to chatter amongst themselves when the girl walked out of the stage.
Junpei had a face of pure happiness and turned towards his friends. "Soooo, how did you guys like the stripper? I bet you guys are all worked up, huh!" Akihiko was tempted to punch the living daylights of his wide-smiled kouhai. Or atleast smother him to death with the wads of bills Junpei was holding.
Junpei's smile got even wider and patted the silver-haired man's shoulder. "OH! We can't forget about your lap dance!" Before Akihiko was able to protest, Junpei asked for the waitress again and whispered into her ear.
The waitress smiled and said, "Hm, I'm not sure we're allowed to do that, but I can ask if she's free anyways." Junpei gave her a thumbs up and placed a small tip in her pocket.
Akihiko groaned with embarrassment, "What did you just ask her, Junpei?"
The man in the cap just laughed and responded, "Oh, you'll see…you'll see. Don't worry, this will knock your depression out!"
Shinjiro muttered under his breath, "Or make his depression even worse." He took a swig of his shot and yawned.
The three men heard a particular clanking of heels heading towards their table and turned to the direction. All three of them blushed when they saw the same girl from the stage right in front of them.
The auburn-haired girl nervously laughed. "So I heard that one of you guys wanted a lap dance from me? I'm fairly new at this job, so I might be a little inexperienced. Hope you guys are patient with me."
Junpei laughed as well. "Haha! Don't worry, this is our first time coming to a strip club as well! And why yes! My friend here would like a lap dance from you!" He pointed towards Akihiko and gave a wad of bills to him. "Here you go!"
The boxer was about to object, but yelped in surprise when the auburn-haired girl climbed onto his lap. She wrapped her arms around his neck and grinded her hips onto his lap. Akihiko's face was beet red and his mind had gone to a total blank. Junpei was laughing and Shinjiro had turned his face away in embarrassment.
Hot breaths whispered into the silver-haired man's ear, "You can touch me, you know." He didn't know whether it was the alcohol that was getting to him, the attractive girl on top of him, or both, but he felt his hands moving up and down her waist. He heard Junpei say, 'Don't forget to give her money!' but his hands were too busy to reach for the bills.
His pants were getting increasingly tight and uncomfortable the more she rubbed her body against his. He slowly started getting dizzy as he felt his blood flow downwards. The silver-haired man groaned as she guided his hands to her butt cheeks.
She was uneasy at first when the lap dance started, but she became relaxed as some minutes flew by. She could tell that he was extremely conservative, especially to girls, but she felt his bulge poking her. Sighing in pleasure that she was doing a decent job, she continued to grind herself against him.
Akihiko was panting breathlessly under the pressure and he didn't know how long he would last. Finally, he pushed her away. The girl, confused, climbed off his lap. "Are you okay?"
The boxer nodded, his face flushed furiously. Junpei whispered loudly, "SENPAI. YOU FORGOT TO TIP HER." Akihiko looked upwards with an angered face.
The auburn-haired girl shook her head violently. "Oh no no no no! You don't have to. I don't think you enjoyed it very much…" Before Akihiko could say anything to that, she quickly walked away from the table.
Junpei sighed. "Geebus. She tried so hard and you couldn't even enjoy it? Tsk tsk."
The silver-haired man looked downwards. He actually did enjoy it…a lot. Too much for his own good. He looked at his hands and blushed knowing that it touched all over the attractive girl's body.
The man in the cap turned towards Shinjiro, who had been bored the whole time. "Do YOU want a lap dance, senpai?"
The brusque brunette looked at him and smiled. "Go to hell." Junpei squeaked out an 'okay' and scanned the room again. He widened his eyes when he saw a girl with long, straight red hair. She had white thin laces covering her entire body and had such a mysterious aura surrounding her.
"Wooow." Junpei gawked at her until she noticed that he had been staring at her. He turned his head away as soon as she looked at him. Raising an eyebrow, she minded herself to some other customers. The kouhai turned towards his senpais with eagerness. "Did you guys see that beauty?"
Akihiko was still wiped out from the lap dance and Shinjiro looked at her with an un-enthusiastic expression and said 'meh.' Junpei snorted. "Well I'm gonna ask her to come over here!"
Before Junpei was able to do that, a waitress arrived at their table. "Excuse me, do you have wristbands for past 10PM?"
The three men looked confused and asked, "Wristbands?"
The waitress explained that it was already past 10 and they would have to pay if they wished to stay longer. Sighing, Junpei said they wouldn't pay and all three got up from their seats. As they walked out, Akihiko spotted the auburn-haired girl and blushed furiously.
Neon lights glared onto the streets as they exited out the building. Junpei fumed out in regret, "AH! Maybe we should've paid to stay in there a little longer!" Shinjiro glared at him and the man in the cap found himself cowering in fear.
Junpei quickly recovered and said to the other two, "Well unless you guys want to do anything else, I might just go home. I'm tired and I don't know what to do with this wad of bills." He took out the bills and laughed. "I really want to slap someone with this."
Shinjiro quickly took the wad of bills. "This is my money." He placed the wad into his wallet making it bulge out inconveniently. The brunette turned towards his kouhai. "Well, Aki and I are gonna head back home. You do the same too, yah?"
Junpei stood up straight and saluted, "Ay ay sir!" Shinjiro rolled his eyes and muttered a 'dork' before heading down the road with his friend. The man in the cap waved goodbye to them and walked the opposite way.
As they were walking, the brunette faced Akihiko. "Hey was the lap dance that bad? You've been zoning out ever since we got out of that place." The silver-haired man sighed but stayed silent. Shinjiro raised an eyebrow but decided to ignore the topic. Their apartment was relatively close so it was a good twenty minutes when they finally reached home.
Shinjiro stretched his arms and yawned. "Well Aki, I'm hitting the sack. Goodnight." With that, he went to his room and closed the door behind him. Akihiko yawned and decided to sleep as well.
He entered in his room and changed out of his clothes into boxers. As soon as he lied down on his bed, thoughts of the auburn-haired girl kept recurring in his mind. He cursed himself as he started remembering the feeling of the girl on top of him—rubbing against him. His body started to react again and he couldn't hold back the feelings.
The thought of her touching him and having her arms around his neck made Akihiko's blood flow downwards again. He closed his eyes as he imagined her on top and vigorously sucking his neck. He moaned in pleasure and slid his hand down into his boxers, stroking himself as he imagined her.
The silver-haired man groaned at the mental image of the auburn-haired girl on his bed naked with only the white fur scarf around her neck. He stroked faster imagining himself plunging deep inside her. Akihiko finally envisioned the girl having a look of ecstasy as she climaxed, causing him to climax.
He was in a state of daze until he realized what a mess he made. He scowled at himself, threw the stained boxer into his laundry basket, and pulled out another boxer to wear.
Akihiko lied inside his bed covers and immediately dozed off to sleep…
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Beep beep beep!
Akihiko, cursing at the noise, reached for his alarm clock and pressed the button. He slowly opened his eyes and saw the dim morning light shine down on him. Yawning, he rose up and went to the restroom.
He desperately needed a shower after last night, even though the touches of that particular girl were pleasant, but the images when he had reached his bed kept haunting his mind. He didn't mean to think dirty images of her; he's still just a human being.
Sighing, he turned on the shower and washed himself resisting the urge to think about the auburn-haired girl from the strip club. After he washed up and dried himself, he put on some clothes and headed out towards the living room.
He smelled an amazing odor coming from the kitchen and knew it was Shinjiro cooking for him. 'PANCAKES!' thought Akihiko as he rushed to the kitchen.
The brunette looked over his shoulder as he was cooking. "Yo. Sit yourself down, I'm pretty much done." The boxer sat down as his stomach grumbled loudly. Shinjiro scoffed at the noise and placed two plates of pancakes onto the table along with syrup.
Akihiko smiled widely and proceeded to eat his friend's delicious cooking. While they were eating, Shinjiro said, "Oh yah Aki, we have a test coming up today for stats and we ran out of scantrons."
The silver-haired man stopped in the midst of eating. "You want me to go get some?"
His friend nodded. "Yah, thanks." After they were done eating, Shinjiro proceeded to take the dishes to the sink and wash them. Akihiko grabbed a coat and exited the apartment.
Luckily, the school was only ten minutes away from their apartment. That was mainly the reason why they had chosen the apartment. He walked into the school store and spotted the green scantrons. He grabbed a bundle and proceeded to the checkout line.
As he was waiting in the line, he felt a push behind him. Surprised, he looked behind and saw a girl rubbing her nose.
"Ow ow ow…" With her hand on her nose, she looked up with wide eyes. She immediately bowed and apologized. "I'm sorry for bumping into you!"
Akihiko chuckled nervously. "Don't worry about i—" His eyes widened. The girl's auburn-colored hair reminded him of the stripper from last night. She looked up at him worried. The girl's huge red eyes reminded him of the stripper as well…
He looked away in bewilderment, running a hand to his hair. Her voice snapped him back from his daze. "Um, are you okay?" She looked at him with a concerned expression. Akihiko thought to himself, 'That voice also…' He rubbed his head more furiously. 'Argh, is that stripper so stuck in my head that all the girls around me are starting to look and sound like her?'
The man at the register, said with a bored tone, "Next." Akihiko snapped away from his thought and went to the register. The man gave Akihiko his change once he paid for the scantrons, then said, "Next."
The stripper-look-alike came up to the register and laid down her scantrons and strawberry milk. The man said, "That'll be $4.87." She went through her wallet and brought four dollars. She got out her coin purse and started looking for the right coins. "Sorry for taking so long, please be patient with me."
As Akihiko was putting the coins in his pocket, he looked towards her in surprise. She definitely sounded like the stripper there, her tone and her voice were perfect! Without thinking, he yelled out, "Stripper!" He had just realized what he had said.
The girl turned towards him and widened her eyes in horror. She dropped all her coins that were in her hand. Looking at all the fallen coins, she grabbed her wallet and pulled out another dollar and exclaimed to the man at the register, "Keep the change!"
After grabbing her scantrons and milk, she immediately covered the silver-haired man's mouth with her hand and pushed him out of the store. After they came out, she pulled her hand away. She whispered, "How did you know?"
Akihiko was stricken with confusion at the sudden turn of events. "I-uh-um…I didn't mean to say that out loud…" He was at a loss of words and didn't know what he could say to make this situation any less awkward. "I…um…you reminded me…of this stripper that I saw last night…" He mentally slapped himself for saying that.
She squinted her eyes and looked at him closely. "Hey I remember you. You were with those two other guys and I gave you a lap dance." She blushed thinking about that and turned away. She then quietly asked, "Is it okay if you don't tell anyone about me…?"
He was so dumbfounded at what happened just now, but immediately said, "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone."
She looked at him and smiled. "Thanks…um…"
The silver-haired man responded, "It's Akihiko."
She laughed and scratched the back of her head. "Thanks Akihiko!"
He blushed at his name being called so casually by the girl he had been imagining in a perverted way. He responded, "Your welcome. And your name is…?"
The girl laughed and said with a cheery smile, "Hamuko!" She looked at her watch on her wrist. "Oh! One of my classes is starting soon! I need to go!" After she waved bye to Akihiko, she turned, but before she could leave, he said, "Wait!"
Hamuko turned around, puzzled. Akihiko didn't know what came over him when he told her to wait, but he had to think of something fast. He yelled out, "Would you like to go out with me?" Out of all the things he said, he could've said, 'See ya again' or 'What class are you heading to?' but he had to say this. It's not like he DIDN'T want to go out with her, but sometimes his lack of processing proper speech with girls is impeding on his life…
Hamuko stopped completely and stood there frozen. She had a blank look on her face which really worried the man. A stranger who had seen her strip and received a lap dance from her at a strip club had just asked her out; Akihiko thought about it and she must've been hit on a lot and she must've rejected them all…
"Yes."
The man snapped away from his thought to that response. "Wait, what?" He stood deathly still at what she just said.
"I said yes. I'll go out with you, Akihiko."
Notes:
[1]Velvet Room: Ha! Yes I named the strip club "Velvet Room" whacha gonna do about it? NOTHING. Oh and if you didn't catch it, the hostess at the front is Elizabeth and the man at the register (not the school store) is Theo.
[2]Lilith: Um well I had to give Hamuko a stripper name so I chose this persona. I don't know why, don't ask graaawr.
So I made Akihiko more into girls (I guess?) and Shinjiro less interactive haha. Also I have no idea how a strip club works, please enlighten me on how they truly function! OH ALMIGHTY STRIP CLUB GOD *bows down*
And also I'm veerrrrry sleep-deprived. It's 6AM right now, and I was working on this fanfic for a few hours now. Gaah I'm so sleepy. I'll go to sleep and proof this fanfic later. ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Leave me any comments, kthxbai!