Disclaimer: I don't own anything! Except for Dorman Pave.

Hint: Dorman is my male version of the exile

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" DORMAN, MALAK!!! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!!"

A 13 year old Revan shouted in the air. It was close to Halloween, and Dorman and Malak decided they'd hide and try to scare 'Little miss perfect' Revan.

" GUYS!! GUUUUYYYYSSSSS!!!...Guys?"

Revan was wandering around the Jedi enclave trying to find them. Since everyone else was in town for the Halloween parade and festival, though, it was pretty spooky.

"YEAH!!! HA. HA. HA!!! JOKES OVER!!! YOU CAN COME OUT NOW!!!"

"BOO!!"

Malak jumped out from behind a pillar in a white sheet looking VERY similar to a certain blanket he slept with.

"...Yeah, nice try Malak, but you're not going to scare me THAT easily." Revan said, crossing her arms.

Malak shrugged, "Ah, it was worth a try. But, what's that on your shoulder?" He pointed to her shoulder.

" Apparently, a fake spider..." She said, going to flick it off her shoulder.

Dorman heard a scream from all the way of the other side of the enclave. "hehehe..." He said, rubbing his hands together, an evil plan forming in his mind.

Revan screamed when she realized the bug was real, and she sliced it into a billion little pieces. "SEE? I CAN scare you! HA" Malak said, right before he burst out laughing.

Revan, being the little miss perfect she is, would not let him get away with such a thing as a boy laughing at her. This was sure to damage her image as an angel. HE WOULD NOT GET AWAY WITH IT! So, there was only one thing to do, but if he told anyone, she would be ruined FOREVER! 'Oh well,' she thought to herself. ' life's full of risks!'

Malak was just settling down, when a fist connected with his jaw. Then a foot rammed into his foot, and hard too.

"W-w-what was THAT for?!?!!"

"Promise you won't tell anyone about this. EVER."

"...Why?"

All she did was crack her knuckles. "Oh, that's why."

"yeah, that's why. Hey, where is Dorman anyway? If he tries to pull something like you, then he's got one coming."

"Uhhhh, yeah. So. I guess I'll be going now, BYE!" Malak ran as fast as him long legs could go. He had to warn Dorman, if he didn't, they would BOTH be dead. Knowing Revan and all.

"DORMAN!!!"

nothing.

"DORMAN"

again, nothing. And he still had the whole enclave to search.

Little did he know that Dorman was setting up his prank right now. It was something so forbidden he could get kicked out of the Jedi order for it. If it was for real, that is. He was almost ready, just one final touch and...done!

Now all he had to do was wait.

... Ah, ha! There she was, Revan all dressed up for Halloween in her cat lady outfit, and he had to say... now that (since she's 13) she started to get some of the more "attractive" features on her body, (a.k.a. Hormones had started to kick in.) she didn't look half bad.

He cleared his head, though when she got closer. 'Just a little more, closer, closer...'

By this time, though, Malak had spotted his friend in his vampire costume. But, Malak had to admit, his blonde hair did not go well, with the whole vampire look. It was too preppy. But, then again, it was better than no hair.

"DORMAN!!! WAIT!! DON-"

"Perfect."

Too late, he had already jumped out and was about to pull his prank.

"Revan," Dorman started.

"NO!!"

"I would just like to tell, you,"

"DON'T!! YOU'LL KILL US BOTH!!"

" I love you."

And that was it. Revan fell backwards like she had fainted, which she almost did.

And Malak, well, Malak DID faint.

"HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!! I just scared the CRAP out of you!!!!" Dorman roared.

Revan got up, and well... you all know what happened.

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"I TOLD you we would die." Malak muttered to Dorman, angrily in his body cast.

" Shut up."

FIN