You're Funny, You Know That?

by OrianPrime92

Sequal to curse-of-the-cat's 'A Happy Damn'. Read that first! Takes place immediately afterwards. TF G1: Ratchet has just about had it with Jazz crashing Prowl's CPU. But when he uses a new word, Wheeljack can't help but point out how funny he is.

XD OKAY! This is just a funny thing to hold ya'll over until I can get over the intense writer's block I have for my stories. I know, I haven't update 'To Raise a Sparkling' or 'Cover Me Origins: Hound and Mirage' since August, and it's now October, but trust me, I have gone longer without working on a story.

So, while on the subject of my stories, some of you may notice that I took my 'TRAS' poll down and replaced it. Send me an email with the subject 'Final Poll', and vote for either Jazz and Prowl, Cosmos and YellowJacket or SilverCloud, for who you want Blaster with. Jazz and Prowl have 3, and the other ones only have 1 vote. And please, vote on the new poll too, 'cause I want to get to work on outlining that story.

Now, to business. I thank curse-of-the-cat for giving me this idea with her story 'A Happy Damn?'. I asked her if I could do this, and she said I could. So, seriously, go read A Happy Damn first, 'cause this takes place directly after that. XDD

So, curse-of-the-cat, this is for you!

WARNINGS: Ratchet's foul mouth and the Extreme use of the word FUCK. Slash of the WheeljackxRatchet kind and the slight JazzxProwl kind.

---Jazz you Fuckass!

"Aw, slag. Not again." Ratchet heard Jazz say from outside the Medbay. He snarled.

"JAZZ!" Jazz no doubt had flinched. "YOU FUCKASS!" Wheeljack paused.

"What...?" He asked.

"He's a slagging Fuckass! Making his CPU crash again...!" Ratchet growled, obviously ticked.

"Does this have to do with those crazy drivers from earlier?"

"They were fuckasses too!" Wheeljack burst out laughing.

"Aw, Ratch'... You're funny, you know that?" He asked. Ratchet snorted as Wheeljack hugged him, nuzzling him. Jazz just watched, confused. Prowl just stood there, already crashed.

"So now there's a happy damn and a fuckass?" The TIC asked. A minute passed. He crashed too. Wheeljack burst out laughing again.

----The End

Okay, This was loosely based on a conversation my sister and I have constantly when she's driving, me in passenger seat. Whenever it's just us two, she gets the crazy assholes on the road too. She says 'Assfuck' to them. I say 'FUCKASS!'. Obviously, she's Wheeljack and I'm Ratchet. Again this was loosely based on it. And yes, every time it's just us on the road, this happens.

I say fuckass, she asked what, I say well they are, and she says I'm funny. One time my bro was in the car and he was 'What's a Fuckass?'. So, my brother would be Jazz.

Fuckass is my word. But feel free to use it for crazy drivers and people like Jazz. Please review! No flames, otherwise I'll call you a fuckass too! XD