Hiya! Jadethecat here (obviously). This is my first homestuck fanfic! Yayyyy! (I need some faygo and gushers up in here!) Well as you know I don't own homestuck or anything! Oh except Maria. She's mine!

Enjoy~ ^-^

Chapter One: Awkward Beginnings~

My name is Marie. I just moved into this new town. I don't remember the name of this place and honestly...I DON'T CARE! I didn't want to leave or break up with my boyfriend! And yesh, I'm pissed! I like to say yesh my boyfriend even got on my case about it. I loved him so much. I also left my bestie Jenna. Blagh! It's seven forty five and school starts at eight. "Oh my gog!" I'm almost late for my first day at this school! I quickly shed off my pajama's and pulled on my shirt that read "Ironic story bro' tell it again." and my green skinny jeans and pulled on my rainbow converse. I brushed my long black hair (which I added blue highlights too) that went all the way down to my waist. Yesh I like long hair. I left my hair alone, seeing as it wasn't acting up today and grabbed my iPhone and headphones and shut the door to my room. I checked the time on my iPhone. It was seven fifty. Oh that's oka- oh my jegus! I was quickly running down the first steps then unceremoniously I fell down the stairs. I rolled down the stairs like the bowling ball of chaos I was and hit the wall. My entire lower body was against the wall and my back and neck were against the floor. This is like the sixth time I fell down the stairs. We moved in on Saturday, today is monday. I got up and checked to see if my iPhone was okay. The case cracked a bit but my precious baby was okay. I sighed as I ran into the kitchen. "Again?" my mom question astonished."Yesh and don't ask cuz' I'm in a hurry." I said quickly. I grabbed a piece of toast smothered it with strawberry jam (cuz' I don't like plain bread) and shoved a bottle of faygo into my backpack that was waiting for me down stairs since I was most likely to forget to grab it if I kept it in my room."Bye mum!" I shouted as I walked out the door to get outside. I started walking in a straight line down the street and then...wait for it... I got lost. Oh gog! Why oh why? What did I ever do? Suddenly I saw a group of kids walking up behind me. I turned to them as my last resort. I turned around bumped into something and hit my nose...HARD. Okay whoever this douche is I am going to END him/her. "Watch where the hell you're going!" I hissed with venom dripping from my voice. I looked up and it was like trying to look up at a human boy skyscraper. I grabbed my nose and hissed bearing my odd feline like fangs at him. He had blond hair and...sunglasses? It was the middle of gog damn winter! And this guy is wearing shades? Ugh boys keep getting more ridiculous by the second! "Hey,you okay Dave?" I heard a geeky voice from behind him."Yeah, just some blind chick ran into me." the jerk named Dave said. "Uhm you obviously ran into ME!" I said pointing an accusing finger at him. " You where the idiot that decided to turn around ,you derpass!" he exclaimed back at me. "I will END YOU!" I retorted back. "I just want to see you try you little piece of monkey shit!" he said. Little? Oh it's ON now! I gave him a mischievous look before I chomped onto his arm. "RAAAAWRRRR!" I shouted my battle cry as he kept trying to pull me off. I might be 13 and about four and a half feet tall but no one, and I mean NO FRIKIN ONE, calls me little! I heard him groan in pain and I tasted something rather familiar, sorta metallic, in my mouth. "LET THE FUCK GO, YOU RABBID CAT!" he shouted at me. "Take it back!" I managed to mumble/scream without getting my mouth off of his arm. "NO!" he replied. I bit down harder drawing more blood and getting a 'let go' from him and i shouted,"NEVER!" back and wrapped my hands on his arm. "Fine you win." he growled under his breath. "What I didn't hear you." I teased/mumbled. "YOU FUCKING WIN!" he shouted and I released my mouth from his arm revealing holes from where my fangs had dug in. I heard snickering from behind him and I saw three others. A girl with black hair and round glasses was looking at me with shock on her face (or maybe horror), Another girl with blond hair was smirking, And another boy with black hair and glasses was laughing so hard that behind his bucked teeth you could see the little dangly thingy bobbing back and forth in his throat, he was snickering as well .This is going to be so flipping awkward!

Hiya it's me again! I just wanna say thank you for reading my story. Even though I'm not the best please bear with it. And please,please,please no flames. Thank you! Please review also. Goodness I have already said a whole bunch of pleases! Well hopefully see you next chapter! Bye bye~

Love~Jadethecat