Harry and Ron flew through the skies in Mr. Weasley's newly repaired enchanted car.

"Wow Ron this is great."

"I know, it's well worth the trouble we'll be in once dad finds out we took it."

Harry's stomach growled.All this flying had really made him hungry.

"Hey Ron, lets land near Hogsmeade and get something to eat."

"Sure Harry. I'm pretty starved too."

Ron lowered the car, and as they landed, a loud crunch sounded below the car. "I think we landed on something," Harry said.

"I'll back up so we can see what it is," said Ron. Ron backed up the car and he and Harry leaned forward to peer through the windshield. Harry let out a gasp of horror. There was the familiar body of a man lying motionless on the ground.

"Is that..."

All of a sudden, there was a flash of color, and the body was gone. Harry and Ron looked around, searching for the vanished body. They spotted a bloody mouthed hobo across the road,and they knew the awful truth.

Ron stuttered "That hobo, he didn't just..."

"Yes,he did Ron, that hobo ate Lupin."Harry said.

Harry's eyes lit with the fire of anger, and he whipped his wand out. "Whoa, Harry,where are you going?" Ron asked.

"I'm going to avenge Lupin," Harry answered.

"You can't Harry,it's too dangerous."

"I have to Ron. Lupin was more than just my godfather's friend to me. He was my love, and I won't let him die unavenged."

"But Harry, you can't go because...I LOVE YOU!!"

Draco Malfoy suddenly appeared. He jumped from the trunk of the car where he'd been hiding and addressed Ron "I'm sorry Weasley, but I'm afraid Harry won't be able to return your affection."

He wrapped his arms around Harry's waist and bit his ear. "Harry's mine." Harry blushed and giggled.

"Oooh Draco, not in front of my friend, you're embarrassing me!!" He swatted playfully at Draco's arm.

Ron was very angry. "You mean to tell me that you've been having threesomes with Lupin and Draco,and you didn't invite me. I could've been with you instead of that prude Hermione."

"Hey," said the bloody hobo from across the road. "What did you just say Ron?!"

Ron recognized that voice, but it couldn't be ..."Hermione...is that you?"

"Yes."

"I can't believe it, you're the cannibalistic hobo."

"It's something I do on my off days, got a problem with it?"

"No, in fact, I think that's really hot."

"What?"

"That's really hot Hermione, I'm falling in love with you all over again."

"Really Ron! That's great because..." Hermione was interrupted as Harry let out a loud cry of rage. He ran towards Hermione "YOU BITCH, YOU ATE LUPIN!!"

Ron grabbed on to Harry to prevent him from hurting Hermione. "I won't let you hurt Hermione," he said.

This made Draco mad. "Let go of Harry, Weasley. AVADA KEDAVRA!!" Ron dropped dead on the ground. Hermione screamed. "YOU JUST KILLED MY BOYFRIEND!! AVADA KEDAVRA!!" Draco slumped lifelessly to the ground.

Harry yelled "Draco,Nooooooooooooo! AVADA KEDAVRA!"

Hermione fell to the ground. Harry looked at his dead friends and boyfriend on the ground and felt terrible. "This is all my fault." He held the tip of his wand to his head and yelled "AVADA KEDAVRA!"

A minute later Severus Snape appeared. He had been planning to meet his student Hermione here for some weekend hoboing but she wasn't anywhere to be found. He looked down on the ground and saw the four bodies. He exclaimed in excitement "Ooooh, a feast!! I'd better call Dumbledore, I wouldn't want him to miss out."

Snape and Dumbledore shared in the glorious meal and lived happily ever after.

THE END.

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