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Author's Note: Thank you inspiration.
This story is because why not. Also cuz bored.
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Dumb Ideas
Chapter 1
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Out of all of Gaige's ideas, this one had to be the dumbest out of all of them. Which was saying something, considering how last week they had been forced to partake in an event she and Tina had called Sanctuary's Got Talent, where Tina and Felicia Sexopants were the judges.
Since the defeat of Handsome Jack, the mechromancer had been trying to come up with interesting ways to pass the time. Since now, really… They weren't in any immediate danger (although let's be honest, it was Pandora. There was always danger.)
So today, Gaige had decided on what they would do.
She and Zero were going to get Krieg and Maya to go out on a date.
"This is a joke, right?
Do you seriously think
That we can do that?"
"Yes Zero, I seriously think that we can." Gaige replied, determined "Now come on. We have some serious work to do!"
"But-"
"People thought that us getting together was impossible." Gaige cut him off "And here we are, dating. I've also seen your face and I thought that was impossible. So just be quiet, which I know comes to you naturally, and go get Krieg. I'm going to ECHO Moxxi and Tina. They're going to love this."
Zero quickly rushed away to find the psycho. He did not want to be around when those three girls were plotting together.