Disclaimer- I do not own Twilight, blah, blah, blah…
AN- Me and my best friend Becca were watching the scene in Twilight with the contacts and fluorescent lighting and how Edward didn't have any contacts. We were talking about how stupid the scene was because any normal person (or vampire) would have just said that they did have contacts, but Catherin Hardwick had to make it more complicated. So this is my version of the contact scene.
P.S. this is going to be super short.
Contacts
3rd Person… sort of.
"Hey, did you get contacts?" Bella said. "Your eyes were black the last time I saw you."
" Yes, I did get contacts, do they make my butt look good?" Edward replied.
Bella just stared at him. There was about a minute long awkward silence. Then Edward ended it by walking away, realizing that he had not only ended an awkward silence, but that he had also ended all conversation with Bella for at least the rest of the day.
AN- The whole 'do they make my butt look good' thing was Becca's idea. More like just a random outburst, but idea works too. REVIEW!!!