Disclaimer-I own neither Death Note nor Mortal Instruments. That unfortunately means L and Magnus. :-(

This story contains an OC. She is mad at the MI people because she is Valentine's niece & mad at the DN people because her brother was needlessly killed by Kira.

Alec's point of view

Rainy day+L+BB+Near+Mello+Matt+Light+Misa+Magnus+Alec+Izzy+Jace+Clary+Simon+Melissa (OC) =A hell of a good time. Well, minus Misa.

"Light, Misa is bored."Misa, surprisingly, said in a flat voice.

"God! Is she always this stupid?!"Yelled Jace.

"Yeah, pretty much."Light said. Clearly avoiding the urge to temporally forget Misa is a girl and slug her.

"Chances of Light-kun being Kira up 4.3%"L said in monotone.

"Okay, we are probably going to be stuck in this damn building for at least another 4 hours" said Melissa looking at the screen of her laptop.

"Why don't we have a singing contest?" said the dude that I'm still convinced is a girl.

"Sure t'wont kills us" said Matt.

"MAGNUS SHOULD GET TO DRESS UP THE LOOSER!!!!!!!!!"Squealed Misa. God I hate that girl.

"Yes he should!" Magnus agreed, clearly mocking Misa.

"I will handle the music and the rest of you can sing." said that Weird chick, umm, oh yeah Melissa.

"The songs have to be completely random though." added Clary.

"No sh-…" I started to say. Until I was intrepid by a loud

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"What the hell is it Matt?"Said the boy that looks like a demented L. I think his name is BB.

"M-M-My P-PSP DIED!!!!!!!!!!!"He said as he started crying.

"Grow the hell up." commanded the she-male known as Mello.

"Can Misa dress Magnus up if he loses?"Misa begged.

"YES!"I yelled.

Magnus shot his head toward me and said "If I lose you are cut off." My face then turned about five different shades of red.

L snapping out of his spaced outedness said "What is the matter Alec-kun?"

So Izzy naturally said "Misa said that if Magnus loses she gets to dress him up and Alec agreed. So Magnus said that if he loses he isn't going to fuck Alec for a week." Six shades.

"Okay, I have written all of your names on different pieces of paper and put the songs on shuffle. Let the chaos commence." Said Melanie no Mary no Melissa.

"First up will be L singing, OH MY GOD!!!" she then broke into Hysterics.

I looked at the computer screen and read out his song "I Shot the Sheriff is what L will be singing." Yes, the world's best three detectives aka.L will be singing about murdering police officials.

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