I just randomly felt like torturing people so the people of my favorite anime get to be the ones! MWAHAHA!! And our first unfortunate victim is our favorite demon king himself, Yuuri!

Disclaimer: I do not own Kyou Kara Maou though I wish I do. And if I did, the hospitals are gonna be crammed with people...

1) Tell him every five minutes that his Maou form is way hotter.

2) Play, sing or whistle "Wedding March" every time he enters a room with Wolfram.

3) Bring up the fact that him and Wolfram share the same bed in front of Gwendal and/or Conrad repeatedly.

4) Question him about naughty things he and Wolfram could've done every night.

5) Pretend to slap him, when your hand goes close enough, pull it back and kick him in the knee instead.

6) Tell him that he has no idea where the water he uses to travel has been and they may be filled with pee.

7) Ask if he's seen your 'pet stone' and if he says that having a pet stone is weird, yell at him "Hey, I'm not the one with a fiancée the same gender as me, don't you call Rocky weird!"

8) Repeatedly taunt him with the fact that his life is like a male-harem.

9) Stand behind him, count to 3 very slowly and start over. If he asks, shush him and say that you're trying to count his thoughts.

10) Say that baseball is just a game of sticks hitting balls on a sand bed.

11) Yell at him in French, Spanish or any other language that he wouldn't understand. Gibberish for the best results.

12) Preach to him about the birds and the bees in minute detail and laugh when his face goes red.

13) While he's doing paperwork, ask if he could play with you.

14) Scream and tell him that there are flying spirits everywhere and why doesn't he bury them already.

15) Sing "I know what you did last night…" repeatedly and in front of Lady Celi.

16) Ask him if he would like to bathe in curry. (a Keroro Gunso reference, people.)

17) Sing the Kyou Kara Maou first season ending song out of tune while he's doing paperwork.

18) When on Earth, ask him if he still wears the 'special' underwear real loudly in public.

19) Stare at a suspicious picture while snickering as evilly as ridiculously possible then act as if nothing happened.

20) When he asks why you are being so mean, say matter-of-factly "Fun."

And that's all for Yuuri, poor guy's got enough, no? But stay tuned for the next unfortunate soul…Wolfram! This will be fun...MWAHAHAHAHA!!!