Chapter One : Harry Potter
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ACI was sitting her big comfy chair, waiting for her first victim to arrive. Suddenly Harry Potter barged in. He walked around blindly and managed to find the couch and sat down. After looking up and down, he blurted out:
"Hey, where are my glasses?"
"Know your stars, know your stars, know stars.""Huh? Whose that?"
"Harry… hates Cho Chang."
"No, I don't and who are you?"
"Be quiet, that's none of your beeswax." Harry shut up.
"Harry… really hates Cho."
"No, I don't."
"Fine, Harry thinks Ron is gay."
"NO, I don't."
"Harry can only pronounce three words."
"THAT'S NOT TRUE AND I DON'T THINK RON IS GAY!"
"Yeah you do, you know cause your gay too!"
"I'M NOT GAY!"
"Well then why do you like making big eyes at Dumbledore?"
"NO I NEVER DID THAT AND I'M NOT GAY!"
"Well we have proof. Yo run the tape."
(Tape)
"I am gay!"
(Tape)
"YOU LIAR! YOU JUST RECORDED THAT SOMEWHERE WITH MY VOICE!"
"Fine, Harry is a lesbian."
"I'M NOT A WOMAN!"
"Harry wishes to be a woman."
"UGH! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
With that ACI quickly ran out of the building with something in her hands…
"GIMME BACK MY GLASSES!"
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Heyhoo! Well, that was the first chapter and I hope you liked it. Next will be Hermione! One more thing……yyyoooouuuuu mmmmuuuuusssstttttt rrrrrrreeeeeeeevvvvvviiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww.