What would happen if the naruto characters found a car?

It all started on a beautiful,sunny day in konoha. The birds where chirping,the ninjas where all on missions, except for a certain loud,obnoxious blond ninja. this blond ninja was just waking up from a deep slumber. soon he was completely awake & got dressed. after he got dressed the blond ninja went to heat a cup of ramen for breakfast. he had the day off so he decided to walk around in a forest .when suddenly something appeared. the thing that appeared was something red,with 4 wheels,& had a strange symbol . He looked at is, studying every little detail. He decided to taste I. As he licked it it had a metallic taste that made him want to puke. this thing was mocking him so he took out a paper bomb, stuck it onto the thing & ran away.

After some minutes he heard the thing explode & laughed maniacally. Later in the afternoon he looked into the sky & was the thing falling. He then had a wtf look on his face & ran like hell was after him. The thing fell with a loud bang. The blond headed ninja ran to the hokage & told her that something was trying to kill him. She told him that god didn't want him to live anymore so he is attacking him vis falling"cars". He did not understand what this "car" thing was so he decided to investigate. he searched everywhere & asked every one about the "car". No one knew the answer. So he decided to live out the rest of his live underground with mole people who would protect him...

THE END

please review & chose who will meet the car next It can be any character & it will always end with something funny. Ok bye! =D