Hey, these are just some song spoofs I made up in my spare time. Each one corresponds to a real song, and a PJo or HoO book.

This one is Party in the U.S.A. The book is Lightning Thief.

Verse 1

I went to Camp Half-Blood cause my mom got scared of my math teacher

Welcome to Camp now you're the bomb cause you killed the Minotaur

A friend of mine gave me some flying shoes, remembered that I really like the color blue

Got in a water fight on my first day, news flash Chiron doesn't eat hay

I'm feeling kinda nervous when Mr. D said 'Hey Peter you'd be better off dead.'

Then he disappeared into thin air

And our bus went up in smoke

This quest is not a joke

Grover doesn't drink the Diet Coke

I got Riptide, my two best friends, and we gotta find a thunderbolt

Capturin' flags like yeah

Choppin' up Furies like yeah

Soon Argus drives us all away, I feel so very loved

Yeah, it's a normal Percy day.

Verse 2

We hop off at Aunty Em's for a cheeseburger and fries

She's really nice, it's all for free just don't look in her eyes

A Chimera burned a hole in the building, I found out I can go underwater without breathing

A water lady told me about my powers, I was on the news in an hour

I've started getting nightmares, cause this quest is bringing me close to tears

We send an Iris-message back to Camp

With a car wash and some cash

Now we really gotta dash

Cause that was the last of our stash

We gotta deadline, a bolt to find, everything's gonna be okay

Ares drivin' up like yeah

Pointing around knives like yeah

We gotta fake zoo truck, a ride to Nevada, and a stampede breaking out

Yeah, it's normal Percy day

Verse 3

We wander around we're doing fine till we find the Lotus Hotel

It's all for free, there's no line, but Darrin's how I tell

We barely got out of there alive, we paid infinity dollars for a three hour drive

We finally got to Los Angeles, then we ran into Procrustes

We got to Charon's place pretty easily

Cause he seemed kinda greedy

So we bribed him with all our drachma

We played with a three-headed dog

Then we walked through some fog

We walked through some fog

We sort of talked to the lord of Death, but then he tried to kill us all

Breakin' our pearls like yeah

Floatin' away like yeah

We went back to the California beach, I beat up Ares right away

Yeah, it's a normal Percy day.

Verse 4

We brought a thunderbolt back to Zeus the king

And saved the world and everything

Camp Half-Blood's where we're going

And everybody starts to sing

We got back now we're heroes for life, but we don't get a prize today

Dodgin' scorpions like yeah

Sneakin' Dr. Pepper like yeah

Luke turned out to be a bad guy, Kronos tryna rise today

Yeah, it's a normal Percy day.