Hey, these are just some song spoofs I made up in my spare time. Each one corresponds to a real song, and a PJo or HoO book.
This one is Party in the U.S.A. The book is Lightning Thief.
Verse 1
I went to Camp Half-Blood cause my mom got scared of my math teacher
Welcome to Camp now you're the bomb cause you killed the Minotaur
A friend of mine gave me some flying shoes, remembered that I really like the color blue
Got in a water fight on my first day, news flash Chiron doesn't eat hay
I'm feeling kinda nervous when Mr. D said 'Hey Peter you'd be better off dead.'
Then he disappeared into thin air
And our bus went up in smoke
This quest is not a joke
Grover doesn't drink the Diet Coke
I got Riptide, my two best friends, and we gotta find a thunderbolt
Capturin' flags like yeah
Choppin' up Furies like yeah
Soon Argus drives us all away, I feel so very loved
Yeah, it's a normal Percy day.
Verse 2
We hop off at Aunty Em's for a cheeseburger and fries
She's really nice, it's all for free just don't look in her eyes
A Chimera burned a hole in the building, I found out I can go underwater without breathing
A water lady told me about my powers, I was on the news in an hour
I've started getting nightmares, cause this quest is bringing me close to tears
We send an Iris-message back to Camp
With a car wash and some cash
Now we really gotta dash
Cause that was the last of our stash
We gotta deadline, a bolt to find, everything's gonna be okay
Ares drivin' up like yeah
Pointing around knives like yeah
We gotta fake zoo truck, a ride to Nevada, and a stampede breaking out
Yeah, it's normal Percy day
Verse 3
We wander around we're doing fine till we find the Lotus Hotel
It's all for free, there's no line, but Darrin's how I tell
We barely got out of there alive, we paid infinity dollars for a three hour drive
We finally got to Los Angeles, then we ran into Procrustes
We got to Charon's place pretty easily
Cause he seemed kinda greedy
So we bribed him with all our drachma
We played with a three-headed dog
Then we walked through some fog
We walked through some fog
We sort of talked to the lord of Death, but then he tried to kill us all
Breakin' our pearls like yeah
Floatin' away like yeah
We went back to the California beach, I beat up Ares right away
Yeah, it's a normal Percy day.
Verse 4
We brought a thunderbolt back to Zeus the king
And saved the world and everything
Camp Half-Blood's where we're going
And everybody starts to sing
We got back now we're heroes for life, but we don't get a prize today
Dodgin' scorpions like yeah
Sneakin' Dr. Pepper like yeah
Luke turned out to be a bad guy, Kronos tryna rise today
Yeah, it's a normal Percy day.
