For Jess, just 'cause of how happy I was when I saw that you ship Lily/Teddy, too :) Thanks for being an awesome mod!
luv,
Nina :)
"We're don- no, we're over, no, that sounds all wrong. Lil, how the hell do you break up with a girl?"
"Well, first you might not want to be bald?"
"What the-? Now on top of everything else, I'm going bald?"
"Well, yeah, for the past hour, I've been sitting here watching you pull out most of your electric blue hair. Anyway, why are you asking me for help with your break-up? I've never even had a boyfriend before."
"Well, you were there and you weren't busy with this boyfriend that you never had, and oh, okay because you're probably the only one who wouldn't laugh."
"Who says I'm not laughing?"
"You aren't."
"Fine. So first, you have to stop hyperventilating. Then walk over to Victoire and punch her in the nose. You should probably tell her that you're breaking up, too. Then go find a new girlfriend and live happily ev-"
"Whoa there Lils, someone's feeling jealous. I was thinking maybe less blood and yes, I probably should remember to say that we're over."
"TEDDY LUPIN. Would you stop treating me like an effing six year old? And why would I be jealous of you; you just wish that everyone was as obsessed with you as she is. Come to think of it, why would you even want to break up with someone who worships the very ground you walk on?"
"Lily, I don't know what your freaking problem is today. No one's treating you like a baby but if you are to much of one to talk to me then I'll go find someone else!"
"But why are you and-"
"It's personal and, wait, please don't go all freak attack and start screaming about how it's not too personal to practice on you."
"..."
"Try again?"
"Okay, take two. Sorry, Ted, it's just...never mind"
"You sure?
"Yeah."
xxx
"Take three?"
"Go."
xxx
"Take..."
"What number is this one, Ted?"
"I think five."
"Okay, start."
xxx
"Six."
"Okay, go! And Ted, you can stop making that face, no one's murdering you."
xxx
"I just don't we're working anymore. After what happened on Thursday-"
"What did happen on Thursday, Ted? Vicky might need reminding."
"Lily! I almost had it that time. Stop being so damn curious and listen."
"Sorry."
"'Sokay, sorry for snapping. Where was I? Oh, yeah- I just don't think we can continue like this. This way is better for both of us. We're over."
"Bu-but-but we never even started, Ted."
"What?"
"Nothing."
Seriously, what did you just say?"
"I said, nothing."
"Lil, are you crying?"
"No, leave me alone, go break up with Vic while you still have the nerve."
"Sure you're okay?"
"Yeah, you're going to rock this break-up."