What actually happened on the barricades

by That weirdo called Rachel

Hello, this is what I think actually happened on the barricades or what would happen if Fan girls managed to get on/in not sure on the correct grammar there. This includes many things such as Princess Marius. Bahorel and Courfeyrac are Directioners. Jehan gets a cat. Drinking with Javerrrt. And many appearances from the Patron Minette *OHHH* Much better than described

1. When Enjy leaves Grantaire alone

What actually happened on the barricades.

Author's note: HHHHHHHEEELLLLOOOO. I am writing this story as well as my other three. Ohhh risky. After a reviewer Iceflower said that I should turn the barricades from my other story into its own story. So then the gears in my mind turned and thought "Damn, why didn't I come up with that."

So I am writing this at 00:54am on a coffee, fall out boy and bastille rush. Because I am suicidal and want to die in the morning. Yet I do this every night. INTERNET AND COFFEE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!

Disclaimer: There is a long list of things I would love to own…. Les Mis and Aaron Tveit at the top of this long list.

Chapter one: The rules of da barricades and Rule 1)

Do not let Grantaire and Rachel (as authoress and in the original barricade story I am apart, suck it up.) In the barricades without a responsible person in charge! As we will not have a barricade left and Enjolras will cry… again.

Do not call Enjolras, Enjy-bear or Enjy-fish. Unless you are Rachel, then you can do it as it entertains everyone. As Enjy-bea… Enjolras has a hissy fit.

Jehan is not allowed a cat.

Rachel and Gavroche is not allowed alcohol under any circumstance, they are both under age. The offending person will be locked in a closet with Marius after meeting Cosette.

Do not tell Courfeyrac and Grantaire lies when they are drunk they will believe you and end up doing something stupid.

There will be no boyband formed, no matter how much Courfeyrac begs!

Do not mention Enjonine or Enjoltaire or Enjolferre EVER! Or face the wrath of all four of them!

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE INVITE FAN BOYS OR GIRLS TO THE BARRICADE!

Do not tell Rachel that she has crap music taste or will the punishment will not be very pleasant for you. If you insult it have fun listening to fall out boy and Bastille on repeat.

Do not tell Joly anything that concerns illness or germs. You will be forced to clean the barricade to his standard.

Do not comment on Bossuet's bad luck… it's not very nice.

Tasteless pick up lines on Eponine will be deflected and you will be shamed

Do not use Rachel or Jehan as an excuse to watch romance movies. Bahorel we know it is you.

No laughing when Enjy tells us some 'news'

We are never playing truth or dare again...

No food fights allowed.

Do not make fun of Enjolras's undying devotion to the cause. If he speaks to a girl do not act surprised and say "What will Patria say?"

Cosette and Marius are not allowed to be in the same room with all the Amis as there will be a fight

Allowing people to kidnap members of the Amis isn't very nice and it would be appreciated a lot if it stopped.

Do not swap Enjolras's imported hair gel for hair dye. You will be found out….

Do not involve any one's mother in any argument. You will have to sit on the naughty chair for half an hour.

Do not use Jehan's poetry as a way to pick girls. It is very rude and not nice.

We are not having a party with fan girls and the National guard, we do not want a repeat of last time...

What happens when Grantaire and Rachel is left without anyone to tell them what to do

Me: Got any ace's?

Grantaire: Go fish.

Enjolras: I and Ferre will be leaving to check on the other barricades. We will be back tomorrow.

*Grantaire and I grin at each other.*

Enjolras: You two , there will be NO PARTIES or ALCOHOL while we are gone.

*We roll eyes and turn back to our game.*

Me: Is Enjy-bear gone?

Grantaire: *Looks around* yes.

Me: We are free!

Grantaire: Vodka, M'lady?

Me: Why I would love a spot of vodka on this fine day.

Bahorel: R, do you mind sharing the vodka.

Grantaire: Not at all. Sharing is caring and I am all for caring.

*Everyone get's drunk.*

Courfeyrac: Tell me girl if every time

we touch

you get this kinda rush

Baby Say yeah, yeah,yeah (x2)

Bahorel: If you don't wanna to take this slow

And if you just wanna take me home

Baby say yeah, yeah, yeah (x2)

Marius: Let me kiss you!

Me: Argh worst one direction impersonation ever.

Grantaire: I agree with her. And Marius you shouldn't be kissing anyone but Cosette.

Marius: *starts going on about Cosette*

Me: R you idjit you've started him off again.

Marius: Her laugh is like a bird song in the early spring. Her hair is the colour of the finest gold thread.

Everyone: SHUT UP!

Marius: Why are you so mean to me *runs away crying*

Me: Where are you going R?

Grantaire: Getting more wine, back one moment.

*Grantaire goes and gets alcohol and stumbles in Bosseut who falls into Joly who falls into… well you get the idea.*

Me: Shit R you made half the barricade fall down.

Grantaire: Merde, Enjy is going to murder us….

Enjolras: We're back…. Oh my French revolution. My barricade. *Falls to the floor crying.*

Me: *backs away, slowly.*

Author's notes: Soooooo, I hope this isn't too bad. It will get better and in my defence it is now 02:05am. Thank you for reading this slightly strange story. I understand if you are now slightly worried about me and the fact I wrote Courfeyrac, Bahorel and Marius singing one direction but I could see Courfeyrac as a Harry Style. Anyone else *lone cricket chirps* Never mind then.

LOVE YOU ALL XXXXXX