A/N: This is the first fanfiction I have ever written, and I had some help from Boat (upside-down-boat) Also, the character Rhino, is the hamster from the movie Bolt. Gluten is me. :D
Disclaimer: The characters in this role play apart from Gluten and Boat are fictional and not owned by either of us.
Gluten and Boat's role play
Boat: -listening to Gluten's iPod- Hm, I need someone to talk to.
Rhino: -randomly appears- Cool, a magic music player. That is SO AWESOME!
Gluten: Hi Rhino! –waves enthusiastically-
Boat: -hands Gluten iPod- Sorry, I stole it.
Rhino: Argh! A super villain! –rolls away in his ball-
Five seconds later~
Rhino: -charging at an innocent pedestrian at full speed- Argh! You vermin, go back to the hell you came-!
Boat and Gluten: -run to stop him- Rhino, no!
Innocent man: -turns to see a charging hamster- Aww… aren't you just the cutest little thing… -bends down and reaches out to his opponent with a goo-gar face-
Aang: -rides in on his air scooter- I'll stop him! –airbends Rhino into the air-
Rhino: Oh no! The government has cloned people with special abilities! –floating in air-
Aang: -sets Rhino down- No, I'm the Avatar!
Pedestrian: -gone-
Gluten and Boat: -blink-
Rhino: -starts to hyperventilate- You're all working together against me! –ball fogs up-
Gluten: Calm down you silly hamster. –picks Rhino up-
Boat: Um…I'd hate to burst your bubble, but I think it's his silly hamster. –points to an approaching Goofy-
Goofy: Wow! He can fly! –points to Aang- Oh, give me back my hamster, you thief!
Rhino: -breaks free- Ha ha! Suckers! –rolls away-
Goofy: Hyuk, hyuk! Come back! –chases Rhino away-
Gluten: Well, that was weird…
Boat: -trying to airbend- It's not working!
Aang: -laughing- You'll get the hang of it! :D
Gluten: -runs over to airbenders- Wow, Boat! I never knew you could do that!
Boat: -flies high into the air- Woo-hoo! This is so…Ah, Aang? I can't come down. Help! I'm going higher!!
Aang: I can't! My powers have stopped! But how? What's doing this to me?
Boat: More like what's happening to ME! –floats even higher-
Gluten: Look! Wow…
A huge dragon suddenly appears and is darting towards Boat~
Rhino: -suddenly appears- I'm here to save the day!
Gluten: -stops him with her foot- Oh no you don't.
Dragon: ROAR! –eats Boat-
Boat: (to herself) Wow, I never knew a dragon's stomach could be so roomy. –sees bones- Ew.
Gluten: Aang! Do something!
Aang: -stares in awe-
Sokka: I can do it without airbending! Go boomerang! –throws boomerang-
Boomerang: -hits dragon and it spits Boat out-
Boat: Wheee! –falling- Argh!!
Gluten: -airbends- Yay! I saved Boat!
Boat: Yay! Gluten saved me! …but how did you airbend??
Aang: Oh, she just drank all of my airbending juice. –points to a pile of empty cans-
Sokka: Well, if me and my boomerang aren't needed… -leaves-
Gluten: -starts doing hyperactive leaps-
Boat: Is she going to be alright? What's in those cans? –picks one off the pile-
Aang: -joins her- Oh, er, wrong pile. I don't know what they are…
Gluten: -starts to do back flips-
Cop: Mmkay… what's going on here?
Gluten: -jumps high in the air and karate-chops him in half-
Boat, Aang, Dragon and Rhino (who magically appears): -stare in shock-
Gluten: -jumping up and down- How'd you get here again Rhino?
Rhino: Argh! They've destroyed your DNA as well! –magically disappears-
Boat: What the hell are you still doing here? Shoo!!
Dragon: -hurriedly flies away-
Aang: -eyes the two halves of the cop- Maybe we should go over there… -points to a distant mountain-
Gluten: (hyperness is wearing off) Okay!
Boat: -shrugs- Okay.
Appa: -is suddenly there-
Aang: Yip yip! –grins-
Appa: -flies into the clouds-
Boat: -suddenly high- Oh! They look yummy!! –reaches out to cloud-
Aang: -reaches out- Boat, no!
Cloud: -swallows up Boat-
Boat: Why am I the one who is always finding a way to be eaten??
Gluten: If I saved her once, I can do it again! –jumps into cloud and fails-
Aang: Boat and Gluten are falling! Hurry Appa, save them!
Appa: -slowly transforms into a squirrel-
Everyone: Argh! We're falling!!
Cloud: -grows a face- I'll save you! –glides after everyone-
Squirrel: -gone forever-
Boat: -trying to fly- Aang! Airbend us to safety!
Aang: I can't! Gluten drank all of my airbending juice!
Gluten: -flipping hyperly in the air- Wheeeeeeeeeee!!
Cloud: -attempts to save everyone-
Boat: You're a cloud! We just go right through you! –facepalm-
Everyone: -splashes into a random lake-
Cloud: Clearly, I am not needed. –disappears-
Gluten: Well damn, that was close! –grins-
Aang: -points over mountains- Look, over there!
The giant creepy aliens from Cloverfield storm through mountains, knocking them over~
Everyone: -stand there looking gobsmacked-
Rhino: -randomly floats up from under the water-
Boat: Are you following us, Rhino?
Gluten: Let me guess, 'I'll save you'?
Rhino: -runs screaming toward the monster- Feel the wrath of the almighty Rhino!!
Aang: He's one little hero. Let's run away while he's distracted!
Boat: We can't run away! I stole Sokka's boomerang when he wasn't looking. I can FIGHT! –attempts to charge-
Gluten: -trips Boat- No, you can't. Dumbo. –rolls eyes-
Boat: (from the ground) And why not?
Aang: You know, I hate to break it to you, but-
Inuyasha: Iron Reaver Soul Stealer!
Aliens: -all die-
Inuyasha: Keh. Wait, where am I? –looks around confuzzled-
Boat: Hi Inu! You want that other role play over there! –points-
Inuyasha: -runs off-
Aang: Where's Rhino?
Rhino: -smiles evilly- I'm here. –rolls into view-
Gluten: -sighs- I was hoping he wouldn't answer.
Harry Potter: -suddenly floats down from the clouds- Hey guys! I… who are you?
Boat: -rolls eyes- Inuyasha, would you?
Inuyasha: -reappears- Humph, do I have to do everything around here? –slays Harry to pieces-
Rhino: Coooooooooool. Can I keep his glasses??
Inuyasha: But I want them! –tries to grab glasses-
Gluten:-trips Inuyasha- Here Rhino. –gives him glasses-
Rhino: Cool! Everything is so clear now! –stares at Inuyasha- Ew.
Inuyasha: Fine, you little rodent. I'm going. For good this time! –leaves for good-
Boat: Aw, Inuyasha's gone… -pokes Rhino out of boredom-
Rhino: Do not poke the almighty Rhino!
Aang: -forgotten-
Gluten: Does anyone know who that is? –points to random person standing several metres away-
Boat: Holy hell! It's Jebers!
Jebers: I will punish you for all the sins you have committed!! –disappears-
Everyone: -falls into a pit of hell-
Jebers: Actually, looking at your files, none of you have sinned that badly. Except Gluten, but she was high on airbending juice, so it doesn't really count. I will release you all.
Everyone: Yay! –all appear on dry land again-
Boat: Lame. Why does it have to be dry land? Why can't we both be on a raft in the ocean or something?
Gluten: Because you'd get eaten by something again.
At that exact moment, Boat is scooped up by an eagle~
Gluten: How can an eagle carry her weight?
Boat: -screams over her shoulder from a distance- You calling me fat!? –is taken to the top of a volcano-
Aang: -sighs- I'll go get her.
Boat: No need! –is choking eagle and forcing it back to the group-
Eagle: (wheezy cry) help!
Gluten: (gargled cry)
Aang: What now?
Gluten: Um, I just hurt my finger? –holds up finger for Aang to inspect-
Boat: You know, it's nice to see that you're all concerned about me.
Gluten: Where's the eagle? –looks around quizzically-
Boat: Um, uh… it dropped me and flew away? –shifty eyes-
Aang: Okay then. –sneezes-
Boat and Gluten: -watch as Aang goes flying into the air and then land smoothly back on the ground-
Boat: I think you got your airbending-ness back.
Gluten: -nods- But, why did you need airbending juice??
Aang: It makes me stronger. ^.^
Gluten: Oh, god. –stares wide eyed-
Boat: -burps and feathers come flying out of her mouth- Oh, 'scuse me!
Aang: Were they bird feathers!?
Gluten: Eagle feathers!?
Boat: -smiles sheepishly- No…?
The Hungry Caterpillar: She nearly ate me too!
Aang: -cocks head to the side- Where did you come from?
The Hungry Caterpillar: I was inside the bird's beak, and was able to escape just before she swallowed him whole.
Gluten: Swallowed it… whole!?
Boat: -shifty eyes-
Aang: This is getting weirder by the second. Lets go Hungry Caterpillar. –grabs Hungry and flies away on Glider-
Hungry: It's The Hungry Caterpillar, The!
Gluten: Great, I'm stuck with a bird eating lunatic. –looks at Boat-
Boat: -smiles and waves-
A/N: I know this was weird, but I would appreciate your reviews! Please don't flame though, it's my first ever fanfiction. Thankyou! xx
