It was a sunny day in south park, and Stan, Kenny, and Bebe were in Stan's tree house playing truth or dare.
"OK Bebe." Kenny began. "I dare you-."
"I already told you I'm not giving you a blowjob!" Bebe snapped.
"Fine!" Kenny huffed. "Stan I dare you-."
"No I will not give you any money!"
"Fine!" Kenny yelled. "Then I dare you to spend a night in Bloodmoon tomb!"
"What!?" Stan yelled. Bloodmoon tomb was a large, underground tomb in the town cemetery. It was said to be haunted by murderess ghosts.
"What are you, chicken?" Stan glared at Kenny for a minute.
"No, cause I'll stay in that tomb!"
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Later that night, Stan was cautiously walking around the dark tomb, flashlight in hand. He came upon a strange room, with a large stone pillar in the center.
"What the hell?" Stan walked up to it, and tripped on a rock, landing straight onto a tile, which sunk into the ground. "Uh…." Stan watched as the stone pillar cracked. "Aw shit." The pillar fell apart, revealing a stone coffin. The door to the coffin sprung open, and Stan was shocked at what fell out…
A girl.