Disclaimer: I do not own Vin Diesel, DBZ, Eminem or anybody in my stories. I dont own any of the songs unless clearly stated. Please do not sue. This has bad language not recommended for people under 17. Not that you'll listen to me.
Karoke Concert
Vin Diesel: Welcome everyone. Today is the day the Karoke Concert is going to start. The concert will last a series of nights. Hey there's Princess I don't give a ! The concert is about to start! I wonder what she's saying? *all camera's focus on the stage to hear Princess saying...*
Princess: Hey Everyone! This is totally awesome! I hope you enjoy this concert! We have so many different people performing tonite and the next few days! Well, tonight's first performance will be done by...... *looks at clip board* Cell???
*looks at Cell, not expecting him to be there, especially to be the first performer*
Cell: *looks nervous but calm at the same time. He walks onto the stage in baggy jeans. Everything else is the same. He waits for Princess to finish*
Princess: o.O Anyway, here is Cell singing 'The Way I Am'! Give him an around of applause everybody! *walks off the stage*
Cell: *nods his head and the music starts*
I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag
of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be
the most meanest MC on this -- on this Earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve
all this tension dispensin these sentences
Gettin this stress that's been eatin me recently off of this chest
and I rest again peacefully (peacefully)..
but at least have the decency in you
to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out
in the streets when I'm eatin or feedin my daughter
to not come and speak to me (speak to me)..
I don't know you and no,
I don't owe you a mo-therfuck-in thing
I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think
I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick
if you tempt me my tank is on empty (is on empty)..
No patience is in me and if you offend me
I'm liftin you 10 feet (liftin you 10 feet).. in the air
*clip of Cell holding someone with their face blurred out in the air on big screen behind Cell*
I don't care who is there and who saw me destroy you
Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit
I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
I'm tired of all you (of all you)..
I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me
And I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am
Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered
with all of this nonsense it's constant
And, "Oh, it's his lyrical content -
- the song 'Guilty Conscience' has gotten such rotten responses"
And all of this controversy circles me
and it seems like the media immediately
points a finger at me (finger at me)..
So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie
or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up
when you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up
with the bullshit they pull, cause they full of shit too
When a dude's gettin bullied and shoots up his school
and they blame it on Marilyn (on Marilyn).. and the heroin
Where were the parents at? And look where it's at
Middle America, now it's a tragedy
Now it's so sad to see, an upper class ci-ty
havin this happenin (this happenin)..
then attack Eminem cause I rap this way (rap this way)..
But I'm glad cause they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire
to burn and it's burnin and I have returned
*Cell sings chorus again*
I'm so sick and tired of bein admired
that I wish that I would just die or get fired
and dropped from my label and stop with the fables
I'm not gonna be able to top on "My Name is.."
And pigeon-holed into some pop-py sensation
to cop me rotation at rock'n'roll stations
And I just do not got the patience (got the patience)..
to deal with these cocky caucasians who think
I'm some wigger who just tries to be black cause I talk
with an accent, and grab on my balls, so they always keep askin
the same fuckin questions (fuckin questions)..
What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in
The why, the who what when, the where, and the how
'til I'm grabbin my hair and I'm tearin it out
cause they drivin me crazy (drivin me crazy).. I can't take it
I'm racin, I'm pacin, I stand and I sit
And I'm thankful for ev-ery fan that I get
But I can't take a SHIT, in the bathroom
without someone standin by it
No I won't sign your autograph
You can call me an asshole I'm glad
*Cell sings chorus again*
*As the music fades some clapping is heard and Princess comes out onto the stage*
Princess: Well everyone that was Cell singing 'The Way I Am'. Lets hear it again for him! *the crowd claps again, this time more people clap. Cell walks off the stage out of breath* Well, everyone relax and dont forget that if you leave your name you might get a song dedicated to you by one of our many performers. Well, I have to help get ready for the next performance so enjoy! (^.^)
Once again I dont own anything!!!!
Karoke Concert
Vin Diesel: Welcome everyone. Today is the day the Karoke Concert is going to start. The concert will last a series of nights. Hey there's Princess I don't give a ! The concert is about to start! I wonder what she's saying? *all camera's focus on the stage to hear Princess saying...*
Princess: Hey Everyone! This is totally awesome! I hope you enjoy this concert! We have so many different people performing tonite and the next few days! Well, tonight's first performance will be done by...... *looks at clip board* Cell???
*looks at Cell, not expecting him to be there, especially to be the first performer*
Cell: *looks nervous but calm at the same time. He walks onto the stage in baggy jeans. Everything else is the same. He waits for Princess to finish*
Princess: o.O Anyway, here is Cell singing 'The Way I Am'! Give him an around of applause everybody! *walks off the stage*
Cell: *nods his head and the music starts*
I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag
of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be
the most meanest MC on this -- on this Earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve
all this tension dispensin these sentences
Gettin this stress that's been eatin me recently off of this chest
and I rest again peacefully (peacefully)..
but at least have the decency in you
to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out
in the streets when I'm eatin or feedin my daughter
to not come and speak to me (speak to me)..
I don't know you and no,
I don't owe you a mo-therfuck-in thing
I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think
I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick
if you tempt me my tank is on empty (is on empty)..
No patience is in me and if you offend me
I'm liftin you 10 feet (liftin you 10 feet).. in the air
*clip of Cell holding someone with their face blurred out in the air on big screen behind Cell*
I don't care who is there and who saw me destroy you
Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit
I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
I'm tired of all you (of all you)..
I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me
And I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am
Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered
with all of this nonsense it's constant
And, "Oh, it's his lyrical content -
- the song 'Guilty Conscience' has gotten such rotten responses"
And all of this controversy circles me
and it seems like the media immediately
points a finger at me (finger at me)..
So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie
or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up
when you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up
with the bullshit they pull, cause they full of shit too
When a dude's gettin bullied and shoots up his school
and they blame it on Marilyn (on Marilyn).. and the heroin
Where were the parents at? And look where it's at
Middle America, now it's a tragedy
Now it's so sad to see, an upper class ci-ty
havin this happenin (this happenin)..
then attack Eminem cause I rap this way (rap this way)..
But I'm glad cause they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire
to burn and it's burnin and I have returned
*Cell sings chorus again*
I'm so sick and tired of bein admired
that I wish that I would just die or get fired
and dropped from my label and stop with the fables
I'm not gonna be able to top on "My Name is.."
And pigeon-holed into some pop-py sensation
to cop me rotation at rock'n'roll stations
And I just do not got the patience (got the patience)..
to deal with these cocky caucasians who think
I'm some wigger who just tries to be black cause I talk
with an accent, and grab on my balls, so they always keep askin
the same fuckin questions (fuckin questions)..
What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in
The why, the who what when, the where, and the how
'til I'm grabbin my hair and I'm tearin it out
cause they drivin me crazy (drivin me crazy).. I can't take it
I'm racin, I'm pacin, I stand and I sit
And I'm thankful for ev-ery fan that I get
But I can't take a SHIT, in the bathroom
without someone standin by it
No I won't sign your autograph
You can call me an asshole I'm glad
*Cell sings chorus again*
*As the music fades some clapping is heard and Princess comes out onto the stage*
Princess: Well everyone that was Cell singing 'The Way I Am'. Lets hear it again for him! *the crowd claps again, this time more people clap. Cell walks off the stage out of breath* Well, everyone relax and dont forget that if you leave your name you might get a song dedicated to you by one of our many performers. Well, I have to help get ready for the next performance so enjoy! (^.^)
Once again I dont own anything!!!!