Mon Rosbif

by BadQualityFanFiction

One night, England is drunk a practicing magic in his basement. But he messes up the spell and ends up cursing himself and the other countries! Follow them as they go about their OOC lives until the curse wears off. (Convoluted logic, but follow along and you'll find rich rewards.) (My Immortal/Hetalia parody) Inspired by My Tomatita by The Puzzler of Riddles (Spamano version)

1. Chapter 1

Disclaimer: We are in no way associated with Hetalia or the original My Immortal story. Or any celebrities that may be mentioned.

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Hi, my name Arthur Kirkland and I have short messy blonde hair (I'm British, in case you couldn't bloody tell), with glowing green eyes that hold the passion of a thousand suns; a lot of people tell me I look like John Lennon. I'm not related to The Doctor, but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm the personification of Great Britain, but my teeth are straight and white; I have really thick eyebrows. I'm also a wizard, and I go to a special school for countries all around the world where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm the country of England (in case you couldn't bloody tell) and I wear mostly green. I love crumpets and scones and I drink tea with all my meals. For example, today I was eating my regular breakfast of chocolate chip scones smothered in jam. (AN: I don't know what I'm saying. I'm not British- in case you couldn't bloody tell) I was walking outside my high school; It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. The Axis Powers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Bonjour, rosbif!" Shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Francis Bonnefoy!

"What's up, frog face?" I asked snarkily.

"Nothing, eyebrows." He snapped.

But then I heard my imaginary friends call me, and I had to go away.

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Hopefully you enjoyed. We'll try to stray from the original My Immortal story and make it more unique as we go. Review, please~

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