So. Here it is. Special thanks to: Katie, Cheyenne, Kamakshi, Gabby, and Lily.
One day I woke up, destined to fly. Fly to my girlfriend's house. But these damn pipes were in my way, being cockblocks. My birdie became flappy.
"I needed to get higher to get past the pipes, so I went into my mom's room and found the drugs. Once I got high, I think I got through the pipes. I'm not sure. Damn pipes."
Destiny must be fulfilled, btw Destiny is my girlfriend's name -wink wink-. She can't with all of these damn cockblocks,who put these pipes here anyway? Like,go back to Super Mario. Gosh.
I followed Mario's advice ad I tried to pass through the pipes, it worked.
To Destiny I go. I need to see Destiny... I got past three pipes and then decided I need to get higher. So I pulled out another blunt and flew on my way. My birdie will soar.
After passing through the pipes, I reached this magical place called Hogwarts, and I had the privilege of meeting the beautiful Lorde Voldemort, after getting his/her autograph, I decided to join the Dark Lorde's ranks and I'm an now his/her personal servant. When we got back to his headquarters, this crazy looking person named Bellatrix got jealous and killed me. The End.
But I wasn't dead, they just thought I was. Apparently I'm a horcrux, or was. With my newfound magical powers, I apparated to Destiny's house. "Hey, baby birdie," I said when I arrived.
We then proceeded to frick frack.
Much frick frack, such wonderful. Destiny was filled much.
Destiny's pipes were gorgeous. But then I died. And had to start over again.
Frick frack...
Back at my house with these motherfucking cock blocking pipes.
And then we got in an awesome threesome, Destiny became pregnant, Lorde Voldemort forgot his/her condoms, and my bird became flappy again.
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