"Sooooo... what's new?" Garra asked as he looked at the black haired ninja beside him.
"Ah... nutin' much. You? Why you back in Kohona?" He asked back to the red head.
"Nutin' really," He shrugged, "Temari insisted that we visit."
"Ah... Kankaro too?"
"Yeah. That guys gettin weird." Garra shuddered.
"How so?"
"I think he's gone and started dateing his doll." The black haired ninja staired.
"What?"
"Yeah thats what I said" The two sat in silence for a while until the door opened.
"Mr. ... Garra? Mr. Uchiha. you two have some visitors," A nurse said, "Shall I send them in?" The two nodded. A few seconds after she left Kakashi and Garra's sister, Temari, entered.
"Good news Garra, Sasuke. You two get released from the hospital today!" Kakashi said boredly while reading his "adult" book.
"YES FINALLY!!!" They both yelled jumping up.
"And you both know it's that time of month again, right?" Temari asked. Both boys froze in mid celebration.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"NO NOT AGAIN! YOU'LL NEVER GET ME!!!!!!!!!" Garra imedetly yelled covering himself in sand.
"TRADER," Sasuke yelled across the hospital room.
"Sorry, but every man for himself!" Garra said from the saftey of his sand shield. Sasuke noticed kakashi inching towards him. Not having any ability to create elemental barriers he went for the next best thing...
"STAY AWAY! STAY AWAY! DON'T COME ANY CLOSER!!!!!!" He held his fingers out in front of him in a cross shape.
"Come on now Sasuke, don't be like that." Kakashi said coming closer. Sasuke hid behind his bed aginst the wall. Kakashi sighed and dragged Sasuke out by his feet.
"NO NO STOP!!!!! STOP!!!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS! I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FAVORITE!"
"You are."
"THEN WHY KAKASHI WHY?????????" By now they were exiting the hospital and heading down the street. Temari and Garra weren't far behind. Temari was just exiting the building also, dragging her sad excuse for a brother behind her.
"Oh come on Garra. You don't see Sasuke acting up do you?" Temari asked her struggling brother.
"YOU CALL THAT CALM????????? HELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP" Temari sighed. how much worse could Sasuke be doing?
"HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE ANYONE HELP HE'S GONNA KILL ME! TOURCHER ME! HELP!" Ok mabye he was doing worse. The only reason Kakashi and her came to bring the boys together was because they thought the two could help eachother out with their phobia.
"Sasuke calm down. You're drawing too much attention."
"Good. HELP! CHILD ABUSE! CHILD AAABBUUUUSEEEE!" That actually cought some attention but they immedetly ignored the crys after they saw what was happening.
"HOW COULD YOU ALL. DON'T YOU SEE WHATS GOING ON!!!! YOU ALL SUCK I HATE YOU ALL. I HOPE YOU BURN IN HE-"
"SASUKE SHUT UP IT'LL ONLY TAKE A FEW SECONDS!"
"WHY WON'T YOU HELP MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..."
TWENTY MINNUTES LATER
"See Sasuke, it wasn't that bad." Kakashi said smiling. Sasuke twiched. Pulling his Sensei down to his face he wispered in a death tone,
"The next time you drag me in there I will kill you." and walked away towards... somewhere.
"Garra, did you have to make such a big fuss?" Temari sighed, exausted. Garra did the same to her as Sasuke did to Kakashi.
"What he said" Temari gulped as Garra walked away to somewhere also.
"That time a month again Kakashi?" An member of the anbu asked. Kakashi nodded. Temari sighed.
"You know I hear Hayashi is trying to find someone to get Neji to get a hair cut. You two intrested?" Kakashi and Temari looked at each other and back at the anbu before walking off to the hokage's office. No way were they going threw that again.
"I'll take that as a 'no' then?"